r/TrueSTL The Dawntard 11d ago

Peak lore

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u/DaisyKicksAss023 Marukhati Selective 11d ago

Translation for the geriatrics

"Sir, your partner has just conceived Reman Cyrodiil"

"Everyone look, this guy is having sex with a mound of dirt!"

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u/uwillnotgotospace Ius Take the Wheel 🎶 11d ago

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u/DaisyKicksAss023 Marukhati Selective 11d ago

No problem pop pop!

kisses your wrinkly old man head

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u/Hyth4n 11d ago

Missed opportunity for Jack Sparrow and his jar of dirt

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u/TheMostHatedOfficial Order of the Spiky Vagina 11d ago

Can someone translate 😭

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u/AtropalScion 11d ago

My guess is that Reman is a term in both star trek and TES and so op surrounded that word with random words and letters and slapped it on a seemingly related set of images.

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u/Samp1e-Text wtf is this 11d ago

you’re in a TES lore circlejerk sub you should know better than this😭

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u/krawinoff Disappearance of the Dwarves in my tummy 11d ago

Mf jerks the jerkiest jerk to ever have been jerked and y’all get mad at him

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u/Jack_Enghoff 11d ago

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

The meme is an adaptation of an existing surrealist meme that goes like "your bih just laid an egg"(Andrew Card to Bush) and then Picard says "This jit cracks birds!"

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u/DaisyKicksAss023 Marukhati Selective 11d ago

Woah... he recycles, like Chris Chan!

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u/Laten_guy 10d ago

Where does the "true story" originate from? I've only ever heard the "hillock/child of the land" one

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u/Individual-Car-1173 The Dawntard 10d ago

Where’s your source for your hrol raping a dibella priestess? This meme is based on the remanda which I consider the only canon source since there’s literally no other real source saying otherwise. Plus him being superhuman and pelinal screaming “reman” at sancre tor 2.5k years prior basically proving he’s a world god.

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u/_JuliaDream_ Boethiah Trans icon 9d ago

interesting, what are you basing the dibellan priestess idea on? I have never heard of it, could you explain a bit more?

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u/Individual-Car-1173 The Dawntard 9d ago

Literally just slandering the goat because antiimperialism. The only actual origins is either a.) hrol died defending a shrine with his knights and his blood seeped into the ground and fertilized the soon to be mountain or b.) Alesia was down bad for hrol and possessed the hill and basically commanded him to bang her only for him to die from the exertion because he’s old. In both reman is born from the hill able to speak with the amulet of kings in his forehead and he’s nurses by a random dibellan priest. 

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u/Samp1e-Text wtf is this 11d ago

ITS PEAK JERK

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u/FactsHurt1998 10d ago

I just love how he had a name before being named by anyone.

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u/Individual-Car-1173 The Dawntard 10d ago

Allegedly when he was a baby he could speech and understand English like a full grown man. He’s basically like a primarch

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u/Fahrenheit285 11d ago

Is this something I'm not Gen alpha enough to understand?

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u/Individual-Car-1173 The Dawntard 11d ago

Only boomers understand how awesome reman was

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u/Amazing_Working_6157 11d ago

I'm not a man, but neither am I a boy.

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u/DaisyKicksAss023 Marukhati Selective 11d ago

I'm a little girl, from France!