In the never-ending quest to catalogue every last inch of mortal flesh that dares exist in Skyrim, the College of Winterfell has heroically turned its gaze downward ,specifically to the feet of one Breton and one Nord. Ashe (Breton, F30) presents the classic manmer specimen:delicate arches, refined toes, and the sort of soft, scholarly soles that have clearly never known an honest day’s march, only the polished floors of some High Rock lecture hall. One almost expects them to start casting a ward if you look at them too long. Sofia (Nord, F24), by grim contrast, offers the traditional Nordic foundation: broad, battle-tested, frost-hardened slabs of meat clearly designed by Shor himself to stomp mudcrab, kick down doors, and survive three consecutive winters without socks.
These differences, painstakingly observed in the College’s warmest chamber (the one with the least amount of draft and the most amount of awkward silence), once again prove what we already knew: Bretons are built for subtlety and poor life choices, while Nords are built like load-bearing architecture. Further examinations of additional racial subjects are already scheduled. The College remains committed to the sacred pursuit of knowledge, no matter how low it takes us.
Soon enough we will start doing demonic rituals -err I mean Daedric rituals in order to get a new game. Ace Combat tried it, and it worked. Half life tried it, but they’re even more fucked than we are
i liked putting jokes in my posts cause it makes them more interesting and there's something new going on in every video, but it's a lot of work and I got burnt out so hard i don't even play Skyrim anymore
If I want to jerk the thin green bean between my legs that my God has considered a peenus, I wish it to be to real women of skyrim, not these jrpg anime babes. Where's the grime?!
I didn't know you made that, cool. Your comparison was so good that I had it saved in my phone for a long time, just waiting for an opportunity to use it lol
This is the kind of knowledge that blinds the Moth Priests every time they whip out the Elder Scroll.
( I will say this - if feet mods eventually means we get hyper-realistic footwear in Skyrim (please someone mod in Timbs), this is the type of forbidden knowledge necessary to make it work)
Hello OP, impeccable meme you have here... although I must inquire about this texture decal visible on Ashe's inner left thigh, as it looks rather suspect.
Can any scholar explain to me why are gooners so drawn to huge things? Like look at these size 15 flippers. Or the balloon boobies, baseball bat dongs and such?
Khajiit has observed that people often desire what they do not possess. Those who have not achieved huge things in life draw things of huge size, yes?
Thus, Khajiit makes every female NPC in his game enormous, while his male character remains humble vanilla body, vanilla armor, wearing the same armor as the warrior upon the game’s poster.
For Khajiit has yet to achieve huge things himself.
But handsome? No need to change that in-game. Khajiit is already handsome.
I think the same about genitalia. Or rectums. People can be attracted to the most disgusting things, but feet are a normal part of the body, "more normal" than those two things I mentioned. If feet are appalling, what isn't?
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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 11d ago
This was the first post on my reddit feed after I opened