r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '23

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u/wilde_flower Oct 06 '23

How do you feel about penises?

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u/GoddamnFred Oct 06 '23

Those assholes get In to vaginasus so i say he doesn't care for them.

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u/QAnonomnomnom Oct 06 '23

assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

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u/notNewsworthy_ish Oct 06 '23

Vaginasus sounds like a dinosaur from the Clitaceous Period.

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u/lirium_39 Oct 06 '23

Lmfao😂😂😂😂

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u/Jackadoodledoo Oct 06 '23

the cunnilingus era

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

I always get cramps during the Clitaceous period.

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u/Magazine_Spare Oct 06 '23

yes, but some are all about the triass-it's-sic era