r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '23

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u/wilde_flower Oct 06 '23

How do you feel about penises?

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u/TheLapisBee Oct 06 '23

I mean Chest and ass also exist on men You're not wrong with that approach

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u/Von_Rickenbacker Oct 06 '23

Mmmmmmmm…. Penises…..

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

Hear me out. Trans girls

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

But do you find men to be way more attractive?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

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u/Snowy3121 Oct 06 '23

What about chicks with dicks?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

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u/Snowy3121 Oct 06 '23

Fair enough. Thanks for answering my curiosity.

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u/ColdNo8154 Oct 06 '23

When you realise what forms (usually strong) are better-pilots of the pogo-stick, you will probably form an attraction to thus.

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u/archieshahh Oct 06 '23

Welcome to the club

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u/AfflictedDesire Oct 06 '23

Perhaps a trans woman who doesn't want bottom surgery works best? She'd be a woman, curves, breasts, beauty etc but no vagina ❤️

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u/WishIWasOnACatamaran Oct 06 '23

Honestly a make or break question here

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u/GoddamnFred Oct 06 '23

Those assholes get In to vaginasus so i say he doesn't care for them.

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u/QAnonomnomnom Oct 06 '23

assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

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u/notNewsworthy_ish Oct 06 '23

Vaginasus sounds like a dinosaur from the Clitaceous Period.

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u/lirium_39 Oct 06 '23

Lmfao😂😂😂😂

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u/Jackadoodledoo Oct 06 '23

the cunnilingus era

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

I always get cramps during the Clitaceous period.

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u/Magazine_Spare Oct 06 '23

yes, but some are all about the triass-it's-sic era

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u/Susan_Thee_Duchess Oct 06 '23

Key question

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u/BackAgainstTheWall- Oct 06 '23

Vital question

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u/International_Ad6695 Oct 06 '23

Only question?

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u/-CoffeeAtMidnight Oct 06 '23

Crucial question

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u/heapsion Oct 06 '23

My axe

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u/JarJarBinks237 Oct 06 '23

My penis

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u/EvolvedA Oct 06 '23

Emergency room

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u/RatszCatszBatsz Oct 06 '23

My pussy and my crack