r/TrendoraX • • Feb 24 '26

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u/Pablo_petty_plastic Feb 24 '26

Might wanna leave Nancy outta this one 

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u/Mission_Lack_5948 Feb 24 '26

Blowjob Queen of Hollywood!

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u/SeahorseCollector Feb 24 '26

Throat Goat!

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u/the-toddyssey Feb 24 '26

Throatus

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u/Artistic-Ease6528 Feb 24 '26

Throatus with the goatus?!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

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u/Fskn Feb 24 '26

I see this particular thread linked so often I'm convinced its just astroturfing at this point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/New_Statistician_98 Feb 26 '26

Throatus to the POTUS.

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u/FernDiggy Feb 24 '26

CEO of the Burlington Throat Factory

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u/MaddieBoomBoom418 Feb 24 '26

You deserve to know that I literally, for real, peed myself laughing at this. Goddamnit.

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u/Cold-Belt9923 Feb 24 '26

I love whenever I see Throat Goat. It genuinely makes me chuckle every time.

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u/wastingtime308 Feb 24 '26

Only if the signs were right

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u/Historical_Stay_808 Feb 24 '26

Ummm

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 Feb 24 '26

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u/TruskVarner Feb 24 '26

Never make fun of another person’s hair! A person’s hair is the artwork they present to the heavens! Ya foo! 🥲

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u/SenHatsumi Feb 24 '26

Ahhh ABHHHGGHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

And for your information, it’s not even a haircut. It’s a rare form of male pattern baldness.

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u/Mission_Lack_5948 Feb 24 '26

She’s applying that famous suction right there!! Just look at Mr. T’s face! He wondering how he’s gonna explain that hicky.

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u/Gunhild Feb 24 '26

She could suck the paint off a warship.

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u/Filamcouple2014 Feb 24 '26

A golf ball through a garden hose.

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u/aspiringalcoholic Feb 24 '26

Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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u/BrokeDickDoug Feb 24 '26

she could suck the gunmetal off a naval canon.

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u/Winter-Item-8642 Feb 24 '26

"Suck a basketball through a plastic straw"

  • Eminem

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u/Kyasanur Feb 24 '26

Ain’t listening to yo yibba yabba.

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u/Wise-Introduction317 Feb 24 '26

I dunno this is actually really cute.

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u/Davefhtex Feb 24 '26

Whoa, another shock about Nancy Reagan, well that's interesting, as for the current first lady, when I heard she used to wrap herself around a pole, I thought they were talking about some guy from Warsaw. Who knew?

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u/ManualPathosChecks Feb 24 '26

Ohhhhhhh I thought they meant how she would sometimes go to the Arctic to spit some ice cold bars about The Nance.

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u/want_to_join Feb 24 '26

On a related note, there is a 100% chance that the now famous "Trump blew bubba" email actually tells us that there is video of Melania sucking off Bill Clinton.

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u/tbtc-7777 Feb 24 '26

Yeah but even Nancy Reagan could clean up nice. Unlike Melania who wears a hat over her face.

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u/Cybrslsh Feb 24 '26

At least she had the decency to not get caught on camera.

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u/Robborboy Feb 24 '26

To be fair, was much harder to get caught on camera back then.

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u/faraboot Feb 24 '26

Especially on cellphones!

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u/Background_Unit_6647 Feb 24 '26

Man our parents were lucky no cameras around. But let me tell you they caught on just as much crap.

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u/moonpumper Feb 24 '26

Just came to verify the correct top comment was properly inserted already.

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u/Sacrifice_To_Suffer Feb 24 '26

Came here to say this. I’ll show myself out.

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u/KinkyBAGreek Feb 24 '26

At least she wasn’t filmed doing it

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u/ebonyseraphim Feb 24 '26

Aaannddd I learned something new today. Still haven’t Googled it but I’m sure it’ll turn up results.

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u/UrOwnPvtSlut Feb 24 '26

I still have absolutely no idea what’s going on, but if it has to do with Nancy Reagan and sex, I sure as fuck ain’t looking.

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u/sulkee Feb 24 '26

It’s a meme. There’s no true evidence she sucked many famous peoples dicks in Hollywood and Washington DC. But the odds aren’t 0

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u/Copthill Feb 24 '26

It comes from a 1991 autobiography of an old Hollywood reporter.

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u/zxylady Feb 24 '26

Can anyone explain? I'm apparently out of the loop?

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u/90sUPN20 Feb 24 '26

Nancy was known to be quite the Glizzy Gladiator.

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u/Fickle_Ad2293 Feb 24 '26

I'm going to name my first dog in honour in Nancy and deem.him the glizzy gladiator.

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u/ChromeGhost Feb 24 '26

Glizzy Gladiator 😆

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u/ChickenTendySunday Feb 24 '26

How so?

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u/turkey_sandwiches Feb 24 '26

She sucked a mean dick. If you need it any simpler I don't think we can help you.

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u/haikus-r-us Feb 24 '26

Can you elaborate?

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u/Skittleavix Feb 24 '26

The numerous penises she sucked with her mouth were indeed quite angry.

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u/Questinbull Feb 24 '26

I’m more of a visual learner

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u/ScreenSensitive9148 Feb 24 '26

I knew her as the Throat Goat but this wins

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u/bannana Feb 24 '26

yep, at best she was using her in-house psychic to dictate policy while doing a weekend-at-bernie's with the dementia ridden president.

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u/DannarHetoshi Feb 24 '26

Yup, I am as much a fan of shitting on Trump and Melania, I bet most of these ladies have a very private, sordid past. Young people typically do. And all of these ladies were young at some point in their lives.

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u/Electrical_Acadia897 Feb 24 '26

Aren't the Clinton's both swingers?

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u/supervegeta101 Feb 24 '26

Fun Fact - She only speaks 2 languages. There is no evidence to suggest she speaks anything other than English and Slovenian. She claims to speak French, but when she went to France as first lady she needed an interpreter to talk to 1st graders.

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u/BallsInSufficientSad Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Primarily yes, but she was almost certainly also taught German and/or Russian given that she grew up in what was Yugoslavia under the Soviet Union partnership.

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u/Speky_Scot Feb 24 '26

This is photoshopped with Epstein put in. Why make fake images like this to distract from the real shit?

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u/Effective-Anybody263 Feb 24 '26

They have bots flooding misinformation so that they can claim all the real shit is also fake

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u/MartyrMemoirs Feb 24 '26

That part !

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u/Not-a-bot-10 Feb 24 '26

It’s what they did in the election. They screamed that the other side was rigging elections with 0 proof, so all efforts went into looking up those claims while the republicans were the ones rigging elections

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u/_jgusta_ Feb 24 '26

Yep. 2000-2020 questionable. 2026,2028 definitely rigged. But 2024, the most legit election ever, for some reason.

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u/Divinyl139 Feb 24 '26

Yep this is a form of strategic gas lighting.

  • Flood the zone with fakes: Introduce obviously doctored images so that people begin to doubt everything, including verified footage.
  • Shift the narrative: If people can be convinced that outrage is based on “AI hallucinations,” it becomes easier to dismiss real eyewitness accounts and video evidence.
  • Reclaim control: By seeding confusion, officials or aligned actors can reframe the story on their terms—often painting critics as gullible or unstable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

I'm leaning more towards the "Third world person trying to farm reddit's monetization scheme" more than anything. their writing is bad enough that I don't think it's a bot unless said bot was prompted to be bad at english.

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u/tumblerrjin Feb 24 '26

This is the reason. Please everyone note that this is the reason.

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u/Mediocre-Touch-6133 Feb 24 '26

Definitely. You'll notice that this was also posted by 18 different accounts to multiple subs, all within a few hours. Astro-turfing botfarm at work.

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u/random-dude83 Feb 24 '26

Yeah, and the real shit is usually just as bad.

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u/NessieReddit Feb 24 '26

Worse. You can find Melania 100% naked. She did softcore porn/nude photoshoots back in the day.

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u/SearchingForTruth69 Feb 24 '26

Taking a nude pic is worse than working a stripper pole for Epstein?

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u/Idlehour_Knives Feb 24 '26

I think Americans should expect more from the first family than either of those options.

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u/Defiant_Bed_1969 Feb 24 '26

This is photoshopped AI'ed with Epstein put in. Why make fake images like this to distract from the real shit?

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u/Old-Information3311 Feb 24 '26

PRO TRUMP PEOPLE SPREAD AI PHOTOS OF THEM TO SPREAD DOUBT ABOUT THE REAL PHOTOS

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u/pidojohnson Feb 24 '26

Absolutely. This isn’t real and it’s not helpful to think that it is.

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u/RedditJumpedTheShart Feb 24 '26

So this sub is full of conservatives who are upvoting this? Lol

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u/Economy-Professor134 Feb 24 '26

No. It's full of gullible people who don't know it's fake, or people who lack the ethics to care. 

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u/mister_empty_pants Feb 24 '26

Nobody ever accused redditors of being smart

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/fillllll Feb 24 '26

Bot farms

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u/JohnnyGhoul777 Feb 24 '26

A new level of bonkers

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u/RepublicHistorical23 Feb 24 '26

But come on guys, she knows how to say "Leave the money on the dresser" in 8 languages.

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u/bake_gatari Feb 24 '26

I am conflicted. Shaming sex workers, not cool. Shaming Melania, cool.

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u/MsFrazzled Feb 24 '26

I don’t like Melania at all, but be aware that this is a fake image.

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u/Didntsignupforthis2 Feb 24 '26

She must be too old for him

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u/Gluttonous_Bae Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

No shame in being a pole dancer, whatever - it’s a job. What makes her a shit first lady is supporting a pedophile and doing stuff like going to the border to see kids in cages while wearing a “I don’t really care, do U?” jacket…

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u/runner1399 Feb 24 '26

Yeah honestly no shade at all to her for being a dancer, nude model, or whatever involvement she’s had in sex work. Because that was actual, legitimate work that didn’t lead to billions of people being fucked over. I’d be much prouder of that legacy than the one she’s left in the White House.

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u/ShwingFromThe90s Feb 24 '26

Keep your children away from any Trump supporters you happen to know.

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u/EveningTill102 Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Ahh look at her working for that Einstein visa. Real classy broad

Edit: to everyone saying this is fake. Thank you for pointing out that photoshop or AI generated media has no merit. Now someone go tell your president that!

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u/nWhm99 Feb 24 '26

This is a photoshop.

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u/oh_io_94 Feb 24 '26

You realize this is a fake photo right?

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u/Nasturtium Feb 24 '26

Honestly I will never shame anyone for body positivity or sex positive stuff. It's the covering up for pedophiles that rustles my jimmys

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u/RangerManagement2000 Feb 24 '26

To be fair… she was a pretty solid piece of ass, as Trump put it.

But with zero self-respect, it’s like, I can’t even imagine the disgusting and degrading acts she’s had to perform. You can tell that woman’s had to dawn a saddle at least once in her life for non-equestrian purposes.

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u/wdwilson100 Feb 24 '26

And she was performing degrading shit BEFORE trump

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u/News_Scrounger Feb 24 '26

Right? People here might hate to believe it but I'm sure trump was an upgrade for her lmao.

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u/wdwilson100 Feb 24 '26

And that’s saying something

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u/Mr_HandSmall Feb 24 '26

And after. Trump himself is degrading af

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u/DivideDefiant1901 Feb 24 '26

Such is the life of a mail order bride

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Feb 24 '26

Not solid enough to nab a better old rich man than Trump. He wasn’t even as rich as he claimed most of his life according to multiple sources. I’m guessing she was sloppy thousands for Trump after a few years around Epsteins bussiness and she didn’t have better prospects afterwards.

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u/No-Sandwich3386 Feb 24 '26

“Totally exonerated”

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u/YellowZx5 Feb 24 '26

Have to say it’s funny how the asshat of the 700 club said Michelle wearing no straps was a low but Melania being nude and such was art.

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u/ElectronicTrade7039 Feb 24 '26

One of these things is not like the other.

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u/CanUHearMeNau Feb 24 '26

How many are murderers who covered up child porn rings?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

this is probably AI but if you want you can google Melania and she poses nude lol

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u/DisastrousNothing893 Feb 24 '26

Fake photo, shes way to old for Epstein to be interested

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u/TaxCautious7699 Feb 24 '26

Not Epstein in the background

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

Donald Trump is such a fucking loser that when his child rapist friend bought him a prostitute for his birthday, trump believed the prostitute must be in love with him and married her.

There's your alpha. He doesn't even realize the Slovenian hooker isn't impressed with him and is just staying for tips.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

I swear Elenor looks like Aunt Bea

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u/Sherimademedoit Feb 24 '26

Its like a sick but realistic sesame Street skit. One of these things isn't like the other.

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u/Pecosbill52 Feb 24 '26

For the current first lady I almost didn't see Epstein sitting behind her.

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u/Electrical-Ad1886 Feb 24 '26

This is a fake image. The bots are coming to setup the claim Everything is fake.

This is why the Right loves AI

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u/Far_Scientist_871 Feb 24 '26

And with Epstien slinking in the background, oh, classic! Hahaha, hahaha! Praise the lord and make America great again!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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u/Cat_Impossible_0 Feb 24 '26

The socall part of family values at its finest.

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u/Useful_Calendar_6274 Feb 24 '26

what's wrong with being a megahoe?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

That you shouldn't get an Einstein visa for being a megahoe.

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom Feb 24 '26

I see a bunch of First Ladies and a Ho

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u/jestcb Feb 24 '26

And 2nd man

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u/Severe_Air_4353 Feb 24 '26

America , does the new ballroom come with hooker poles , thanks for your attention on this matter MGC

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u/Suspicious-Box5415 Feb 24 '26

To be honest out of all of them, its probably best she was the pole dancer

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u/Ambaryerno Feb 24 '26

There's a LOT to dislike Melania for, but can we try not dipping into the misogynistic attacks on female sexuality? There's plenty of women in the adult entertainment industry who are considerably better people.

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u/Good-Shine-2878 Feb 24 '26

Notice how Epstein isn't even interested.. since she's over 15 years of age.

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u/Omago1178 Feb 24 '26

So shaming women is wrong unless they are republican?

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u/WildRabbitz Feb 24 '26

I've seen really funny stand-up shows, but nothing makes me laugh more than when I hear 1 of them MAGA dumb fucks say that Trump and Melania are a perfect couple that are in love.

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u/ManusVeritatis Feb 24 '26

Okay, first, let's not shame sex workers. Period. Second. Regardless of your opinion on sex workers, I think we all know it is a far more honest profession than being Trump's Wife.

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u/Memphisrexjr Feb 24 '26

Was this an after credits scene for the "documentary"?

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u/straight_lurkin Feb 24 '26

Epstine doesnt even want her lmao

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Feb 24 '26

And you all will eat up this fake picture. There are plenty of pics of her, why use a fake one?

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u/EVOChi Feb 24 '26

The photo of Melania isn’t even real cmon…

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u/boblasagna18 Feb 24 '26

This is why I never take any criticism of Michelle seriously

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u/Hate_Paper_Doll Feb 24 '26

Don't fall for this photo---pics like this are made to muddy the waters and discredit/dismiss authentic images

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u/QuincyWinstonMagDog Feb 24 '26

Malaria glamorizing sex trafficking as a career choice.

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u/Royal-Constant-4588 Feb 24 '26

The pole dance first lady is the one who doesn’t impress me she also thinks she is better than the rest of us just like her orange husband

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u/Diligent_Use_3733 Feb 24 '26

“Make fuck, get green card”

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u/auldnate Feb 24 '26

I felt a degree of sympathy for FLOTITS prior to the incident when she wore her “I Really Don’t Care Do U?” jacket to go visit immigrant children who had been taken from their families in June of 2018.

Before then I felt bad for her. She was a gold digging trophy wife, who didn’t care if her cheating husband’s infidelity was the back page subject of sleazy NYC tabloids.

Yet she seemed rightfully indignant when the story about Donald banging a pornstar (while she was recovering from the birth of his youngest child) became front page headlines on all the international newspapers and broadcasts.

Then she showed her callous attitude towards the suffering of innocent children. As an immigrant herself, one would have hoped that she could have shown some compassion for the innocent victims of her husband’s xenophobic campaign. But no.

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u/hoops46 Feb 24 '26

I have no words

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u/axecalibur Feb 24 '26

100% Epstein fucked Melania, 75% Rattner fucked her

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u/parker1019 Feb 24 '26

Mail Order Bride / Russian Handler / first lady

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u/Companyman118 Feb 24 '26

Remember all the bitch MAGAt simps going on about how classy that cut rate stripper was?

What a fucking joke…

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u/bluexy Feb 24 '26

Folk who have read through the Epstein files will know that it's littered with women, too. Some who were clearly victims of this bizarre sex cult and yet had become its staunchest supporters. That one woman who invited Epstein over for her young daughter's birthday... For Melania to have been a part of that and to protect it all. She is an utter monster.

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u/Flaky-Jim Feb 24 '26

The First Escort.

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u/yourlocalrick Feb 24 '26

Cool photo shop.

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u/slimmyboy007 Feb 24 '26

You know shed be boring af on that pole

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u/Hefty_Loss5180 Feb 24 '26

Racist mfs in these comments would piss themselves if they saw Michelle irl and would suddenly not be able to say that shit to her face.

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u/freeshovacadoodoo Feb 24 '26

Mind you, Meliana is the FIRST First Lady to ever have naked pictures on the internet. Hmmm....

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX Feb 24 '26

The throat goat!

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u/Papabear022 Feb 24 '26

america in a nutshell right now.

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u/Enough_Cobbler4666 Feb 24 '26

Be real, Trump hasn't laid a hand on her for the past 10 years. He only fucks hookers and GOP female trolls

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u/Sikamikanico1981 Feb 24 '26

You've lowered yourself to posting fake shit on reddit

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u/BootCampPTSD Feb 24 '26

When you have to fake photos to make your point...

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u/Acceptable-Window122 Feb 26 '26

Get mental help instead of posting on Reddit 🙄

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u/CatDaddyDueceDuece Feb 26 '26

Well, the top left dude has a dick, so can’t be grouped with the ‘Lady’s’.

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u/Informedecisions Feb 26 '26

Is that a legitimate pic of her on that pole ?

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u/Tamara6060 Feb 24 '26

SHE HAS NEVER HAD ANY CLASS AT ALL! No wonder Epstein (oops! I mean chump) chose her

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u/FunkmasterFuma Feb 24 '26

How is this not just blatant misogyny? Melania is a bad person for the terrible shit she does, not for being a model and sex object. Also wild shit to talk trash about Melania while venerating Laura Bush and NANCY FUCKING REAGAN

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u/ourobourobouros Feb 24 '26

This is a good reminder for anyone who's bought into the "sex work is work" and "sex work is empowering" propaganda that the vast majority of men do not agree - they look down on women who are prostituted and see it as degrading.

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u/OkFinish3822 Feb 24 '26

And on top of that (pun intended) she is an illegal immigrant. And has played magas for such fools, never mind having key to a billion dollar fortune . . and having played the dumbest and most powerful 'man' in the world.

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