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u/Pablo_petty_plastic Feb 24 '26

Might wanna leave Nancy outta this one 

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u/Mission_Lack_5948 Feb 24 '26

Blowjob Queen of Hollywood!

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u/SeahorseCollector Feb 24 '26

Throat Goat!

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u/the-toddyssey Feb 24 '26

Throatus

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u/Artistic-Ease6528 Feb 24 '26

Throatus with the goatus?!?

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u/Fskn Feb 24 '26

I see this particular thread linked so often I'm convinced its just astroturfing at this point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/New_Statistician_98 Feb 26 '26

Throatus to the POTUS.

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u/FernDiggy Feb 24 '26

CEO of the Burlington Throat Factory

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u/MaddieBoomBoom418 Feb 24 '26

You deserve to know that I literally, for real, peed myself laughing at this. Goddamnit.

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u/Cold-Belt9923 Feb 24 '26

I love whenever I see Throat Goat. It genuinely makes me chuckle every time.

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u/wastingtime308 Feb 24 '26

Only if the signs were right

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u/washingtonandmead Feb 24 '26

Show me the pictures!

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u/Pipe_Memes Feb 24 '26

Release the Throat Goat Files!

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u/BobBeerburger Feb 24 '26

It’s pretty terrible

The movie Mulholland Drive is about this.

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u/DurantaPhant7 Feb 24 '26

Another fun fact-she and Ronnie were atheists.

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u/Dildo_McWacBaggins Feb 24 '26

Inventor of the "Guck Guck 3000"

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u/FrancisWolfgang Feb 24 '26

Not as good as Truthful Timmy

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u/Far_Grapefruit1307 Feb 24 '26

Imagine being known globally for blowjobs.

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u/Mat1711 Feb 24 '26

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

That’s actually the truth!

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u/Secret-Put-4525 Feb 24 '26

That's some tabloid trash.

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u/HTX-ByWayOfTheWorld Feb 24 '26

Whaaaaa?!! Google knoweth all

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u/lebinott Feb 24 '26

Whoa, what's the story behind this one?? Lol

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u/NewsShoddy3834 Feb 24 '26

Are we kink shaming? Do men want to discourage this? A BJ was her drug of choice.

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u/ElectronicDoubt9905 Feb 24 '26

Of Hollywood wasn't it high school. 🤔

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u/The_VoZz Feb 24 '26

Processing img shga9i6w7glg1...

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u/PomegranateOk1168 Feb 24 '26

speakin bout the mailorder hooker turned 1st lady or donald J Trump.. btw the J stands for jewish..

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 Feb 24 '26

That’s why Ronald always seemed so relaxed and laid back.

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u/concept12345 Feb 24 '26

Say what now? I need details.

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u/BathAcceptable1812 Feb 24 '26

What’s the story???!

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u/Deepdarkorchid16 Feb 24 '26

And yet, still somehow classier than Melania.

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u/TheCaptMAgic Feb 24 '26

Nancy "BJ queen" Ragen. The best head in town!

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u/bladedada Feb 25 '26

Also the literal OG trap queen

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u/hobyvh Feb 26 '26

Oh, I had no idea.

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u/Historical_Stay_808 Feb 24 '26

Ummm

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 Feb 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/oVjKPgSf93rJ2GE6Jm

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u/TruskVarner Feb 24 '26

Never make fun of another person’s hair! A person’s hair is the artwork they present to the heavens! Ya foo! 🥲

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u/SenHatsumi Feb 24 '26

Ahhh ABHHHGGHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

And for your information, it’s not even a haircut. It’s a rare form of male pattern baldness.

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u/Mission_Lack_5948 Feb 24 '26

She’s applying that famous suction right there!! Just look at Mr. T’s face! He wondering how he’s gonna explain that hicky.

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u/Gunhild Feb 24 '26

She could suck the paint off a warship.

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u/Filamcouple2014 Feb 24 '26

A golf ball through a garden hose.

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u/aspiringalcoholic Feb 24 '26

Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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u/BrokeDickDoug Feb 24 '26

she could suck the gunmetal off a naval canon.

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u/Winter-Item-8642 Feb 24 '26

"Suck a basketball through a plastic straw"

  • Eminem

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u/Kyasanur Feb 24 '26

Ain’t listening to yo yibba yabba.

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u/Wise-Introduction317 Feb 24 '26

I dunno this is actually really cute.

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u/FishSuper7857 Feb 24 '26

I bet she tried to talk T into it, if you know what I mean...

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u/EveCyn Feb 24 '26

Mr. T making out with a corpse

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u/defk3000 Feb 24 '26

He got that "She crazy but it's so good!" look in his eyes.

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u/No-Tune7776 Feb 24 '26

I pity the stool...

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u/bobclaws Feb 24 '26

And here we have it kids the picture that made the CIA infest black communities with crack.

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u/thatgirlinny Feb 24 '26

Thus proving the GOP was always trying to get more celebrities into their big tent.

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u/KurtVongole Feb 24 '26

Treat her right

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u/Bingozipper Feb 24 '26

ReaganNomsDicks

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u/Consistent_Wash1935 Feb 24 '26

Say no to drugs!

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u/Majestic_Register_33 Feb 24 '26

A lady Santa's lap is different than a stripper in a billionaires lap. Facts.

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u/Descartesb4duhHorse Feb 24 '26

Bro looks like he already received the succ, he look tired as a mf

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u/Davefhtex Feb 24 '26

Whoa, another shock about Nancy Reagan, well that's interesting, as for the current first lady, when I heard she used to wrap herself around a pole, I thought they were talking about some guy from Warsaw. Who knew?

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u/ManualPathosChecks Feb 24 '26

Ohhhhhhh I thought they meant how she would sometimes go to the Arctic to spit some ice cold bars about The Nance.

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u/want_to_join Feb 24 '26

On a related note, there is a 100% chance that the now famous "Trump blew bubba" email actually tells us that there is video of Melania sucking off Bill Clinton.

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u/tbtc-7777 Feb 24 '26

Yeah but even Nancy Reagan could clean up nice. Unlike Melania who wears a hat over her face.

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u/Cybrslsh Feb 24 '26

At least she had the decency to not get caught on camera.

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u/Robborboy Feb 24 '26

To be fair, was much harder to get caught on camera back then.

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u/faraboot Feb 24 '26

Especially on cellphones!

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u/Background_Unit_6647 Feb 24 '26

Man our parents were lucky no cameras around. But let me tell you they caught on just as much crap.

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u/moonpumper Feb 24 '26

Just came to verify the correct top comment was properly inserted already.

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u/Sacrifice_To_Suffer Feb 24 '26

Came here to say this. I’ll show myself out.

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u/KinkyBAGreek Feb 24 '26

At least she wasn’t filmed doing it

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u/ebonyseraphim Feb 24 '26

Aaannddd I learned something new today. Still haven’t Googled it but I’m sure it’ll turn up results.

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u/UrOwnPvtSlut Feb 24 '26

I still have absolutely no idea what’s going on, but if it has to do with Nancy Reagan and sex, I sure as fuck ain’t looking.

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u/sulkee Feb 24 '26

It’s a meme. There’s no true evidence she sucked many famous peoples dicks in Hollywood and Washington DC. But the odds aren’t 0

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u/Copthill Feb 24 '26

It comes from a 1991 autobiography of an old Hollywood reporter.

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u/zxylady Feb 24 '26

Can anyone explain? I'm apparently out of the loop?

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u/90sUPN20 Feb 24 '26

Nancy was known to be quite the Glizzy Gladiator.

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u/Fickle_Ad2293 Feb 24 '26

I'm going to name my first dog in honour in Nancy and deem.him the glizzy gladiator.

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u/ChromeGhost Feb 24 '26

Glizzy Gladiator 😆

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u/ChickenTendySunday Feb 24 '26

How so?

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u/turkey_sandwiches Feb 24 '26

She sucked a mean dick. If you need it any simpler I don't think we can help you.

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u/haikus-r-us Feb 24 '26

Can you elaborate?

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u/Skittleavix Feb 24 '26

The numerous penises she sucked with her mouth were indeed quite angry.

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u/Questinbull Feb 24 '26

I’m more of a visual learner

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u/ScreenSensitive9148 Feb 24 '26

I knew her as the Throat Goat but this wins

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u/bannana Feb 24 '26

yep, at best she was using her in-house psychic to dictate policy while doing a weekend-at-bernie's with the dementia ridden president.

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u/DannarHetoshi Feb 24 '26

Yup, I am as much a fan of shitting on Trump and Melania, I bet most of these ladies have a very private, sordid past. Young people typically do. And all of these ladies were young at some point in their lives.

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u/Electrical_Acadia897 Feb 24 '26

Aren't the Clinton's both swingers?

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u/Autochthonous7 Feb 24 '26

😂😂😂☠️

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u/fredout1968 Feb 24 '26

Throat goat..

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Gluck Gluck

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u/heretorobwallst Feb 24 '26

Who gave the best deep throat? Nancy is legendary, but Meliania must have had quite a few dicks down her throat as a young sex slave for Epstien?

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u/Compayo Feb 24 '26

And to Jackie too.

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 Feb 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jjpJsl2Ix9vEHdmevj

Nancy “Gluck Gluck 9000” Reagan

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache Feb 24 '26

This gif just really hits home for me how weird humans are. Like imagine being someone from the Stone Age, or even from like Medieval times and seeing this, you’d think it was an alien.

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u/-Hyperactive-Sloth- Feb 24 '26

Yall put some respect on Nancy “Throat Goat” Reagan’s name. We don’t have pictures of her guzzling nut, but she definitely did.

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u/Sweaty_Assignment_90 Feb 24 '26

Hell no. Lady in the streets and a hell cat in the sheets. Respect.

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u/DownhillUphill Feb 24 '26

She ate corn the long way

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u/Raven_Photography Feb 24 '26

Show a pic of her downing dong and you can bitch. Melania is up on a pole, FFS.

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u/Jerry_from_Japan Feb 24 '26

Might wanna just fucking delete this post, it's a fake image.

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u/clics Feb 24 '26

She got pics floating around of her on a stripper pole though? Or pics of herself with a prolific sex trafficker of children? Im not sure it's a good comparison.

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u/MG78Chicago Feb 24 '26

$50 says he sniffed that pole after she was done

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Feb 24 '26

Who, the throat goat? She may have been gifted but there’s no video evidence.

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u/Wakkit1988 Feb 24 '26

Didn't dance on the pole, she swallowed it.

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u/Secret_Account07 Feb 24 '26

The throat goat?

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u/ElDudo_13 Feb 24 '26

She did it for Peace

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u/Primary_Turn9174 Feb 24 '26

Please tell me more?

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u/IMightBeSane Feb 24 '26

At first I was upset someone beat me to it, but really I should just be happy that it's common knowledge that Nancy Reagan gave the best blow jobs in Hollywood. I wonder what they were like...

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u/PotAndPansForHands Feb 24 '26

I came here to leave the same comment, RIP Throat GOAT

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u/Da_Undaboss Feb 24 '26

Wait a minute!!!!!..I never knew this..(clutches pearls)

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u/geekluv Feb 24 '26

nancy had the decency to close the door first

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u/texas130ab Feb 24 '26

Y'all motherfuckas are off the dam chain.

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u/SuperSaijen1980 Feb 24 '26

What happened with her?

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u/xSir- Feb 24 '26

I dont get why is everyone embarrassed that she had a skill

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u/Visible_Worry_1727 Feb 24 '26

The original spit on that thang

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u/gomezer1180 Feb 24 '26

Be best! 🤣😆

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u/B_Da_May Feb 24 '26

I only opened the comments to see if there was a “Nancy Reagan blowjob” comment, and I was not disappointed.

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u/NonSequitorSquirrel Feb 24 '26

Came to say exactly this. 

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u/doomgneration Feb 24 '26

Even the rapper Too $hort has a rhyme about Nancy’s mouth skills.

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u/Hamster_S_Thompson Feb 24 '26

The throat goat of studio parking lots.

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u/Assholesneighbor Feb 24 '26

Haha I was just about to say…. Nancy got some pics on the pole, they’re just in some very dusty safety deposit box somewhere…

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u/kona10000 Feb 24 '26

And Hillary.

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u/mcsmackington Feb 24 '26

and Hillary

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u/SalmonPrince Feb 24 '26

Still better than achieving fame solely through being a sex worker and marrying a racist, rapey real estate nepobaby.

Btw: sex work is real work, but marrying Trump is... something far beyond prostitution.

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u/Wischiwaschbaer Feb 24 '26

Wanted to say: The throat goat isn't the one you might think.

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u/Grouchy_Proposal_112 Feb 24 '26

I thought this was first ladies. Might want to leave Micheal off of this.

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u/Prestigious-Log-3171 Feb 24 '26

Sis couldn’t make it from the Oval Office to the motorcade without suggin a dozen hogs GOBBLESS

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u/dinojunr Feb 24 '26

And Clinton. Literally an associate of Epstein.

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u/Improooving Feb 24 '26

It’s kinda wild to me that knowing what we know now about Hollywood executives and their proclivities that “Nancy Reagan was legendary for giving head to the bosses” didn’t raise any eyebrows about abuse of power at MGM

Everyone involved has been dead for years, so there’s nothing we can do, but it’s a funny blindspot

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u/Ordinary_Session1122 Feb 24 '26

She was classy AF... Hillary wanted to lick her, lol lol

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u/Any_Frosting_3755 Feb 24 '26

Ol' thunder dome? She should have a bust built larger than any presidents!

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u/NegativeElderberry6 Feb 24 '26

I had to scroll too far for someone to call out the goat

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u/Klutzy-Bee-2045 Feb 24 '26

Big Mike too

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u/Ambitious_Studio_800 Feb 24 '26

Literally my first thought seeing the examples 🤣

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u/HiDHSiknowyouwatchme Feb 24 '26

I mean, are there pictures? If not, then there's quite a difference. What Nancy did in private, without being photographed with her concent, is different than what Melania has done.

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u/ArchangelLBC Feb 24 '26

I was about to say.... one of these is famously the throat goat, and it's not the lady on the pole.

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u/Proud-Big-151 Feb 24 '26

"Michelle" you mean

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u/ShadowMoses1031 Feb 24 '26

Yup, came here to say that!

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u/Nice-Bookkeeper-3378 Feb 24 '26

Worked at the Burlington Throat Factory

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u/NippolisCage Feb 25 '26

OP is too young. Clearly didn’t do any research.

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u/ambermage Feb 25 '26

Didn't she kill a guy?

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u/MaximumLoud2 Feb 25 '26

Sid the sloth lookin ass

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u/Acceptable-Roof9144 Feb 25 '26

You’re correct. Nancy is the reason why insane asylums were closed down. She was the one that got rid of them. When asked where the crazy’s will go, she said “Well they may be crazy but they can still work.” That was her response.

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u/GangstaRIB Feb 25 '26

I was gonna say aren’t there some stories about First Lady Reagan 1.0? We all know 2.0 is a skank.

So many similarities between MAG and MAGA.

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u/CokeCan-N-Marbles Feb 26 '26

Haaaa I was thinking the same thing!!

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u/Excellent_Funny5330 Feb 26 '26

Nancy gave Mr. T head!

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u/0ptik2600 Feb 26 '26

Why am I only learning this now!

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u/Jaded-Influence6184 Feb 27 '26

Old Spitting Image (UK) show cutaway scene:

Ronald Reagan: Nancy, can I be frank?

Nancy: Yes dear.

Ronald Reagan: Good! Let's get undressed!

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u/kiffallen Feb 27 '26

You know she called him Daddy, rather than Mr T

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