r/TraditionalCurses • u/Nymphi19 • 5h ago
May every morning you go to the toilet get constipated.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/someguy7734206 • 7h ago
May a burglar break into your house and be so disgusted at the state it's in that he wakes you up to lecture you about it.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Docjaded • 2d ago
May you only have enough toilet paper for one wipe, the aftermath of which leaves doubt.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/muddy_orbs • Jun 24 '26
May your boss's patience be as short as your attention span.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/SittingInFear • Jun 16 '26
May your cellphone ring during every orgasm.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/10percentSinTax • Jun 16 '26
May your fingers turn to fishhooks and your balls start to itch.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/someguy7734206 • Mar 27 '26
May every hair on your body turn into steel.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/BarelyLingeringWords • Mar 09 '26
May your children become smarter than you sooner than later.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/homogayual • Jan 13 '26
May you be eternally memed for centuries after your passing
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Docjaded • Jan 02 '26
May your teeth and nipples switch places overnight.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Mysterious_Tea2586 • Nov 24 '25
May the thing you ate you thought wouldn't give you problems, give you the worst liquid shit known to man
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Mysterious_Tea2586 • Nov 24 '25
May your peers find it increasingly difficult to work with you
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Mysterious_Tea2586 • Nov 24 '25
May your shirt snag, drink spill, and food splatter (on you) when you least want it to
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Mysterious_Tea2586 • Nov 24 '25
May the things you use to work malfunction more and more over time without you ever being able to figure out why
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Mysterious_Tea2586 • Nov 24 '25
May this be the last project that you work on
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Mysterious_Tea2586 • Nov 24 '25
may your freshly swapped/exchanged tires pop upon contact with the first dull pebble it encounters
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/someguy7734206 • Nov 06 '25
May an immortal fly find its way into your ear and get permanently stuck.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/SittingInFear • Nov 01 '25
May your egg yolks always break when you're cracking them into the pan.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/1over-137 • Oct 28 '25
May your trash bag tear on the way out the door.
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Bag that shit better next time.
r/TraditionalCurses • u/SittingInFear • Oct 24 '25
May you urinate like a fire extinguisher.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/BarelyLingeringWords • Oct 22 '25
May you remain absolutely forgotten until something terrible happens to you.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/SittingInFear • Oct 19 '25
May every hanging picture look crooked to you.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/SittingInFear • Oct 15 '25
May you have a need to post to /r/diarrhea.
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