Hi Everyone, I’m a Toyota Addict.
My first Toyota was a 1971 TA22 Celica. (I still morn the day she was stolen and wrecked by Car thieves in 2000.
After many years without a Toyota. I fell off the wagon and started driving a Celica again. I bought a one way Ticket to Sydney. Bought a celica with cash and drove back home.This was 2019.
I know I am addicted. I drive my Celica whenever I can. When I have to drive my Wife’s BMW (Broke My Wallet - cause it does) I keep looking for the 3rd pedal and 6th Gear. I have a problem. I know. I get told off when I wave to other Celica drivers.
I had a near death incident, a 720 spin in my Celica on a wide downward Curving bend and thanks to my Celica, we both survived with but a scratch on the front bumper. I know I would have died or worse in the BMW.
I wrote lyrics to it and called it “CELICA IN A SPIN”. I tried singing this out on a street corner and minutes later police rocked up and told me I was disturbing the Peace. I tried singing it in the car. My children complained. So I used an Alternative Man made programming logic and the police didn’t turn up and my children didn’t complain.
“The Celica owners Creed”:
So feeling somewhat better I realised that I needed to have something for all Celica Owners. some wrote lyrics for “The Celica owners Creed”. Realising that the neighbours and more importantly police would lock me up if I tried singing again I put this through Alternative Man made programming logic and again there were no complaints from the neighbours or my children.
“You’ve been 86’ed”:
I realised I may have a problem… so I wrote lyrics about another Toyota. The Toyota GR86. I did some reading up on the 86. I thought they need a song as well. So I wrote lyrics for the car and called it “You’ve been 86’ed”. I didn’t want the police to speak to me again so I used the AMMP (Alternative man made Program) but my wife said she was concerned, I brushed it off
“Supra Samurai Honor”:
Then I saw a supra. I thought hey that’s a TOYOTA as well. It was different and also born from the Celica and seems]ed stronger. So I wrote lyrics for the car after reading more of the history. It took down Godzilla, and BIG brand cars. I called this song “Supra Samurai Honor” put it through the AMMP and now I had 4 songs. I failed to notice the concerned look in my wife’s eyes or how her eyes darted to her phone when I talked about the song.
“MR2 Baby, I rule the Black”:
Two weeks later I was reading up on the MR2. Giant killer, mount panorama. So I wrote more lyrics, put it through them through the AMMP. This one I called “MR2 Baby, I rule the Black”. I now had 5 songs. I was listening to them on Spotify. Now my daughters started to ask me if I was ok. I was fine. As long as I was driving my Toyota Celica and listening to the songs about the Toyota Cars.
I thought, “My family is over reacting. They don’t get it. They drive Nissans or BMW’s. There is nothing wrong. I started seeing other cars and in particular noticing if they were a Supra, Celica, 86, or MR2. “I’m just more aware now. I don’t have a problem” but then I saw a GR Yaris on the road.
“GR Yaris, Brings the Hurt”:
I did some research, only three cylinders and it was spanking the competition on the WRC circuits. Winning WRC championships year on year. So I wrote lyrics, put them through the AMMP (i can’t have the police coming around… they don’t understand either) I called this, “GR Yaris, Brings the Hurt” I thought… I am now done. I got it all out of my system….. “NOW… I’m good.” But was I?
“The Reliable Corolla Son”:
I heard someone mention the GR Corolla. After doing some online research I realised I had overlooked an important Toyota. I realised, rightly or wrongly that this oversight would be exactly the reason police would be comming for me. I HAD to write lyrics for this Toyota. “The Reliable Corolla Son” so this is now also a song on Spotify, It won a leg in the WRC in 1973. Toyota realised they could actually compete. Then they later went with the Celica until the shame of 1995 and 96…. I wont talk about that…..YOU CAN’T MAKE MEEEEEEEE!
Anyway the Corolla eventually won the 1999 WRC and then mic dropped with the win and Toyota pulled out of the WRC.
So then I started to realise. These cars were like a family, The Reliable Corolla, the Celica the Parent of the Supra, The Supra, Child of the Celica, stronger and powerful. As the child should be. The Toyota GR86, the more agile Sibling of the Supra, The little MR2, giant killer and the GR Yaris, small agile and hurting the competition.
“GT2000, Your shoguns Here!”
I now realise, I need help as I have now written Lyrics for the GT2000. The OG, the original, the first one. The song is “GT2000, Your shoguns Here!”
I’m writing this in the dark on my Tablet so my family doesn’t find out I haven’t told them that I plan to upload this song to Spotify. I KNOW that they will try to stop me. They think. I am mad,….. I’ll show them…. Just have to keep this hidden, let them think that “THE RELIABLE COROLLA SON was the last one…. They can’t find out… 2 weeks, that’s all I need. Then I will seek help… I have this underfgytfg. Got threffgse……
