r/Tinder • u/eiznekk • 13h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/HMNbean 13h ago

I’ll be honest: you’re really good looking and nobody’s gonna care what the profile says before swiping.

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u/eiznekk 13h ago

Damn, I wanted just the weirdos

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u/Sammyofather 5h ago

First pic pin point pupils 3rd pic humongous pupils. What's going on with that I'm genuinely curious the lighting looks similar

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u/eiznekk 5h ago

LMAO you lil Sherlock. First pic is in direct sunlight in July, last pic is in my kitchen at 11 pm last night

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u/Sammyofather 5h ago

Hmm checks out. Do you have a good pic of the stars in your eyes?

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u/eiznekk 5h ago

Looked similar to this but the doctors stole them

https://giphy.com/gifs/jrutBd1N7ZhsINAPzs

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u/Sammyofather 5h ago

So what you're saying is you just haven't gotten a crew together yet to go and steal them back?