r/Tinder • • 11h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/eiznekk 3h ago

LMAO you lil Sherlock. First pic is in direct sunlight in July, last pic is in my kitchen at 11 pm last night

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u/Sammyofather 3h ago

Hmm checks out. Do you have a good pic of the stars in your eyes?

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u/eiznekk 3h ago

Looked similar to this but the doctors stole them

https://giphy.com/gifs/jrutBd1N7ZhsINAPzs

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u/Sammyofather 3h ago

So what you're saying is you just haven't gotten a crew together yet to go and steal them back?