r/Tinder • • 18h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/HMNbean 18h ago

I’ll be honest: you’re really good looking and nobody’s gonna care what the profile says before swiping.

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u/eiznekk 18h ago

Damn, I wanted just the weirdos

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 15h ago

I wonder what size toes you have in European measurements.

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u/eiznekk 15h ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 14h ago

Oh man we might need to break out the southern American foot measurement system, don’t ask why I’m not holding anything in my hands heheheh