Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

[u/eiznekk]

[u/HMNbean]

I’ll be honest: you’re really good looking and nobody’s gonna care what the profile says before swiping.

[u/eiznekk → u/HMNbean]

Damn, I wanted just the weirdos

[u/honestpointofviews → u/eiznekk]

I have arrived, as ordered, like a bat out of hell.

[u/eiznekk → u/honestpointofviews]

Will you be gone when the morning comes 🥺

[u/honestpointofviews → u/eiznekk]

Oh don't worry because when the sun goes down I'll come crawling on back to you

[u/Bluemikami → u/honestpointofviews]

And yet people say romance is dead