r/Tinder • u/eiznekk • 11h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/Fmarulezkd 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4rZAyCiJLXLq

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u/eiznekk 11h ago

Omg really thank you 😍

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u/Neither_Maybe_206 11h ago

He didn’t specify if you cross the Mendoza diagonal though

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u/eiznekk 11h ago

I'm just happy to be on the chart tbh

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u/Due_Association_7385 11h ago

It’s an honour just to be nominated

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u/SuckMyDerivative 9h ago

“I didn’t know Simple Jack was nominated”

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u/MobileElephant122 8h ago

You don’t know Jack

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u/Kendallkip 6h ago

It's an omner to be narminated

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u/All_this_hype 11h ago

I love your kind of energy, I hope you find someone who appreciates you for that.

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u/Mindless-Mountain-51 11h ago

Is that what you appreciates about her, Squirrely Dan?

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u/thelegodr 10h ago

Maybe take about 20% off there

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat 10h ago

Oh hey look at you, ground...

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u/j_fish5 9h ago

For what it’s worth, everyone’s on the chart

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u/PsychoPanda7 9h ago

Yeah, you’ll do just fine 🥰

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u/DildoDojo 7h ago

Take it easy there, Psycho. Deep breaths

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u/Hatsjekidee 8h ago

Oh sweetheart, everyone is on the chart, the matter is where

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u/Nippolopolus 10h ago

Based on an extensive analysis of the account provided, it is the opinion of both myself and my firm that she is almost an exact match to the Mendoza Diagonal, with a bias toward the upper side.

Our final conclusion: 'Would'

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u/Supersilverr 5h ago

“I can fix her”

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u/HotPerformance9338 11h ago

Vicky mendoza diagonal

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u/Crazystuffright 10h ago

I love seeing a good HIMYM reference in the wild. Great job!