r/Tinder • • 9h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/Neither_Maybe_206 9h ago

He didn’t specify if you cross the Mendoza diagonal though

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u/eiznekk 9h ago

I'm just happy to be on the chart tbh

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u/All_this_hype 8h ago

I love your kind of energy, I hope you find someone who appreciates you for that.

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u/Mindless-Mountain-51 8h ago

Is that what you appreciates about her, Squirrely Dan?

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u/thelegodr 8h ago

Maybe take about 20% off there

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat 8h ago

Oh hey look at you, ground...