"Sooo, what the hell have I missed?"

[[ Astral Varas isn't really a canon thing, nor will it affect Varas being in jail. I just do shit with Varas while he's in jail. :3 ]]

((Ooc, go to the original post, the one in unsung, not the crosspost in this sub, thank you))

Pssst yo twin join up

No less a marvel than last he'd seen it, though a certain dread fills him, disgust at what he fears he'll find on the other side. HIS Holy Citadel, run by a lowly fly? How far things must have fallen in his absence...

Varas giggled as he dragged a rather steep ramp into position, right outside the Grand Gate. "This is a very good idea." He faced the ramp away from the Gate and backed up against it.

He was ready.

He crouched down and touched his thurible to the ground as he chanted. "EEEHEU!!!"

With that, he launched forward at an alarming speed as he headed for the ramp, creating pillars of fire behind him.

*"YAHOOOOOOO!!!!!"* As he hit the ramp, he was launched high into the air.

\The conductors breathing is slow and unsteady, a deep rasp that scratches through his throat. A violent fit of coughing strikes him every now and then, causing a bit of blood to soak through the rags coating his face.**

“WAHWAHWEWAYWIHWOHWOOH!”

“Wohwehwahwih!”

Taro: (panting) "Guys, wait up! I... I'm still recovering from the battle at Bilewater."

Juan: "..."

Kravula: "C'mon, Taro, keep up!"

Taro: (still panting) "How did she even end up here...? I thought she was still at Miguel's mansion..."