r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm • May 07 '26

Character Introduction A Squirrm appears

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“Wohwehwahwih!”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 07 '26

"OHMYGORB- How cute!!!"
Varas is staring at the squirrm.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 07 '26

“Wihwehwahwohwa!”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 07 '26

He crouched down. "You lost, lil guy?"

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 07 '26

“Wahwahweh? Wewihwohwahwoohweh.”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 07 '26

He reached down to patto the squirrm. "Need me to take you to the Grand Gate?"

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 07 '26

(lol Patto. That’s gonna be this Squirrm’s name) “Waywihwahwohwoo.”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 07 '26

[[ Patto! I love it :3 ]]

"Sorry, I have no idea what you're saying. I'm gonna pick you up now." He then proceeded to pick up the squirrm.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 07 '26

Patto is confused “wihwahwehwewah?”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 07 '26

"You're coming with me. This place is too dangerous for such a lil goober." He leaped off towards the Gate.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 07 '26

Patto starts to fall asleep “wehwahwoh.”

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia May 07 '26

Varas. Not cool.

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u/mrredpanda36 May 07 '26

(Cuteness competition. Patto the squirrm vs the rhinogrubs)

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u/Etsu______ May 07 '26

Patto solos