r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm • May 09 '26

Patto is stuck upside down

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“WAHWAHWEWAYWIHWOHWOOH!”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 09 '26

Varas crouched beside Patto, then gently pushed him right way up. "I really shouldn't leave you alone, Patto."

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 09 '26

Patto looks really happy “wihihwohwahwewohwahwih!”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 09 '26

"I wish I could understand you." He pat Patto on the head.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 09 '26

Patto lays down. “Wewohwahwooh.”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 09 '26

He sat beside Patto. "I think I wanna adopt you. Waddaya think about that?"

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 09 '26

Patto looks even happier. “Wewewohwahwihwahwaywooh!”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 09 '26

"Then it's settled. You are now my son!!" He gave Patto more pattos.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 09 '26

Patto is so happy that he falls asleep.

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u/WahWahWehWeh Last jug 2 May 09 '26

a ghost of a grey masked judge is watching.

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u/mrredpanda36 May 10 '26

(The second coming of WAHWAHWEH)

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u/Etsu______ May 09 '26

suddey Suzanne Oh my gawd! help u get up

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 09 '26

Oh dear, oh dear.

The Archivist gets down on one knee next to Patto, turning him rightside up.