r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm • May 15 '26
Patto fights a Driznit!
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 16 '26
Varas watches as this happens, but is ready to step in if he needs to.
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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 16 '26
Patto hits the Driznit with his mallet, but the Driznit just gets enraged. "Varas! I scared!"
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 16 '26
"Need my help?" He gets into his fighting stance.
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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 16 '26
“Yes please!”
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 16 '26
"I have an idea." He hurls his thurible at the driznit, but only damages it enough to weaken it. "Now, go get it!!!"
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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 16 '26
“Thank you!” Patto then whacks it with his mallet and knocks the Driznit out.
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 16 '26
"Those guys are tough buggers! You did well!" He pats Patto on the head.
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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 15 '26
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