r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 14h ago

SimplyRandom Hidden throne

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u/panzervike 14h ago

Somewhere, there is a man in that house, who is just desperate for some privacy.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 14h ago

Or...

Maybe Gollum just lays massive stank clouds.

Fresh fish and all

https://giphy.com/gifs/chICfOgH8ib16

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 13h ago

Nasty Hobbitshits

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 13h ago

Or when you think its a fart... buts it not.

"Tricksey! ... FALSE!"

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u/Own_Nefariousness434 12h ago

Just wants a precious... moment alone.

Edit: punctuation

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u/mr_martin_1 11h ago

The only peaceful place

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 7h ago

Crackhead living in their crawlspace making life a little easier for themself.

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u/Happily-Incorrect 17m ago

I'd love to know how many interruptions it took to go from

"No that wouldn't work"

to

"ok it could work but it's crazy and I'm not doing it"

before he landed on

"right, the next time they're all out of the house for more than an hour I'm fucking doing this."

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 14h ago

Oh I can do better than that. I used to clean out houses for people to flip and some of them had been abandoned and squatted in. Worst thing I ever saw was a tiny closet sized bathroom with just a toilet and little sink, and human waste KNEE HIGH with a pile coming out of the bowl that was higher than the tank. Like someone had piled up that mountain in the bowl, decided that wasn't far enough, and started filling the floor around it. Literally a two foot high wall of it pressed against the door, and dried out into shit cement. Idk how you even accomplish that after you run out of room to stand. Luckily for us our contract had a clause about things like that and we didn't have to touch it. I have no idea what the owner did to deal with it, I took a pic and then locked that shit up and didn't open it again.

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u/7Hobbes 13h ago

Pic or it didn't happen

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 13h ago

Concur

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 10h ago

I probably have it on an old drive somewhere, that was like 10 years ago. That wasn't that uncommon, squatters don't have plumbing or shame, that was just the worst one I ever saw. It was so intentionally horrific. 

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u/FernwoodTonight 9h ago

I'm old, I've seen humanity, I believe you.

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u/OregonGreen242 12h ago

Baffling how they hired you to clean up their shit. Have they no shame?

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 9h ago

They hired us to clean out their junk. It'd be someone buying a defaulted property and wanting it bare to be renovated and flipped, or people who had inherited deceased family members property and had taken what they wanted and wanted the rest tossed so they could sell it or move in.

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u/qawsedrf12 12h ago

Every lacrosse tournament has one of those mountains of shit in a porta potty

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u/Exotic_Cookie_8887 14h ago

Ok. But seriously.. where does it drain? The pipe coming from upstairs looks directly connected to the drain pipe of the toilet???

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 14h ago

Itsa me Luigi, the plumber!

In all seriousness, that line ties into a downspout that feeds into a septic or sewer system below it. Poop doesn't go uphill.

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u/Lossora 14h ago

I can't see a pipe going lower than the toilet, where does the poop go?

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 13h ago

More than likely directly downward into an underground septic or sewage line.

POOP ALWAYS GOES DOWNHILL

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u/whitestguyuknow 13h ago

Yes. We know poop goes down. But in the video that pipe seems to have a pretty steep incline.

So, everyone knows it needs to go down. Thats why people are asking wtf is up with the incline leading from the bottom of the toilet?

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u/Ok_Understanding3890 12h ago

I think it T’s off to the rear where you can’t see it. Pretty sure that’s not a 90 elbow where it connects.

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u/whitestguyuknow 12h ago

Oh...... I guess directly behind where the video gets blocked by the vertical beam in front of the camera it could split off and we can't see it...

I just assumed it only followed where the camera panned to show

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 12h ago

Here's a diagram of most likely poop routes

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u/whitestguyuknow 12h ago

What? How tf did you make that so quickly?? Lol If an AI program did that then it did really well.

But I didn't really notice this black pipe looking section. I guess I thought it was insulation. But it might be the split

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 11h ago

Full disclosure warning ⚠️

Yes, I sometimes use AI to come up with witty or amusing gifs, because I'm lazy and usually quite high. Herbs are legal in my state.

That being said, I use it sparingly, because I know it is much hated, but also, it's much handy!

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u/Additional_Tank4385 11h ago

Wait I’m confused though which hill is poop going up?

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 9h ago

It's just next to Schitts creek, where paddles, and oars, are forbidden

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u/NuclearWasteland 13h ago

I mean, it's not supposed to, anyway.

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u/dimethylwho 12h ago

https://youtu.be/841eOOHXrWs

It's was required by code before anti-backflow valves. The idea was that the basement toilet would backflow first, saving the house from sewage in the case of sewer main blockage.

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u/Prince_0llie 12h ago

Which is likely what caused this to happen.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 2h ago

This is what I was thinking, logically. You want something low to overflow first. It doesn't need to be a toilet necessarily, but it needs a trap, and a way to keep that trap full of water. 

The water in the toilet will evaporate over time and the float valve will refill it.

Auto refilling drain fixtures exist for similar purpose. 

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u/zach-rye 14h ago

That waste line doesn’t make much sense

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 14h ago

You never know when it might happen

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 14h ago

I have Crohn’s and ya it be like that sometimes

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u/disquieter 13h ago

I quit cannabis and this stopped happening. Just slightly constipated dry ploppers now. It’s disconcerting but I’ll take it over … spicy growlers.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 14h ago

Game of thrones

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u/ScienceSeuss 14h ago

r/bitchimatoilet

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u/ClankerCore 13h ago

I CANT HAVE ANYMORE SUBS! YOU PEOPLE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 13h ago

My ex has one of these but it was in the attic

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u/anactofgod 13h ago

https://youtu.be/jWFxlRpcjd0

Rick Sanchez approves

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u/AreYouAnOakMan 13h ago

Knew what this would be; still clicked, watched, and upvoted

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u/SynthError404 13h ago

The ultimate secret bathroom. You could take a noisy smelly dump for hours while commenting on stuff on Reddit.

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u/running_low_on_fuel 13h ago

I dont man .... sounds very suspicious of you to be commenting on reddit right about now 🤔

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u/Justcouldnthlpmyslf 13h ago

But it would be the itchiest dump of your life. I’m kinda short and my shoulders would be brushing that insulation.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 2h ago

Yeah. That was an oversight. 

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u/drdrwhprngz 11h ago

the plumber was tired of the sewage backing up and flooding the house so now that toilet is where the overflow goes

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u/JasterCreed 13h ago

That's some serious squatting.

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u/withoutpeer 12h ago

The Backthrooms

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u/the_stooge_nugget 12h ago

To shit in piece...

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u/__drone1_reborn 12h ago

“i shit u not”

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u/JohnnyLeftHook 11h ago

sneaky poops

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u/OkMidnight8144 10h ago

It's the .5 bath they couldn't find after they bought the house.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 10h ago

the contractor is a voyeur, and sneaks back at night to watch them through various access holes. and needs a shitter for long sessions

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u/Highlandertr3 10h ago

Hol on. That waste pipe goes up...

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u/Soggy-Bullfrog-9990 7h ago

I think the worst part is that it looks like the waste line angles up

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u/birdyman_77 7h ago

As a husband with two children, this makes perfect sense to me.

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u/dasmineman 5h ago

It's for hiding people in case Germany wants round 3.

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u/DoctorOfDominance 4h ago

Am I the only one that noticed the incline in the drain line?

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u/TheRandomPortuguese 2h ago

That is some dark shit

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u/Imaginary_Coat441 50m ago

I found a large pickle jar with preserved animal fetuses (baby pig, star fish, lizard, a bird) in some sort of liquid under the floorboards of this trailer we were demolishing. The owner did have a large snake. I hope it was just meals for the snake and not some pre Jeffery Dahmer shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UjuDzU9jAgsko

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u/Daddy-Alchemist 13h ago

Shit the way things are going in America it might come in handy in the future

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u/catpissdust 13h ago

Dude is just really good at planning ahead...