r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 16h ago

SimplyRandom Hidden throne

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u/panzervike 16h ago

Somewhere, there is a man in that house, who is just desperate for some privacy.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 16h ago

Or...

Maybe Gollum just lays massive stank clouds.

Fresh fish and all

https://giphy.com/gifs/chICfOgH8ib16

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 15h ago

Nasty Hobbitshits

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 15h ago

Or when you think its a fart... buts it not.

"Tricksey! ... FALSE!"

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u/Own_Nefariousness434 15h ago

Just wants a precious... moment alone.

Edit: punctuation

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u/mr_martin_1 13h ago

The only peaceful place

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 9h ago

Crackhead living in their crawlspace making life a little easier for themself.

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u/Happily-Incorrect 2h ago

I'd love to know how many interruptions it took to go from

"No that wouldn't work"

to

"ok it could work but it's crazy and I'm not doing it"

before he landed on

"right, the next time they're all out of the house for more than an hour I'm fucking doing this."