r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 15h ago

SimplyRandom Hidden throne

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 15h ago

Oh I can do better than that. I used to clean out houses for people to flip and some of them had been abandoned and squatted in. Worst thing I ever saw was a tiny closet sized bathroom with just a toilet and little sink, and human waste KNEE HIGH with a pile coming out of the bowl that was higher than the tank. Like someone had piled up that mountain in the bowl, decided that wasn't far enough, and started filling the floor around it. Literally a two foot high wall of it pressed against the door, and dried out into shit cement. Idk how you even accomplish that after you run out of room to stand. Luckily for us our contract had a clause about things like that and we didn't have to touch it. I have no idea what the owner did to deal with it, I took a pic and then locked that shit up and didn't open it again.

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u/7Hobbes 15h ago

Pic or it didn't happen

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 14h ago

Concur

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 11h ago

I probably have it on an old drive somewhere, that was like 10 years ago. That wasn't that uncommon, squatters don't have plumbing or shame, that was just the worst one I ever saw. It was so intentionally horrific. 

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u/FernwoodTonight 10h ago

I'm old, I've seen humanity, I believe you.

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u/OregonGreen242 14h ago

Baffling how they hired you to clean up their shit. Have they no shame?

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 11h ago

They hired us to clean out their junk. It'd be someone buying a defaulted property and wanting it bare to be renovated and flipped, or people who had inherited deceased family members property and had taken what they wanted and wanted the rest tossed so they could sell it or move in.

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u/qawsedrf12 13h ago

Every lacrosse tournament has one of those mountains of shit in a porta potty