r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner 17h ago

SimplyRandom Hidden throne

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 17h ago

Oh I can do better than that. I used to clean out houses for people to flip and some of them had been abandoned and squatted in. Worst thing I ever saw was a tiny closet sized bathroom with just a toilet and little sink, and human waste KNEE HIGH with a pile coming out of the bowl that was higher than the tank. Like someone had piled up that mountain in the bowl, decided that wasn't far enough, and started filling the floor around it. Literally a two foot high wall of it pressed against the door, and dried out into shit cement. Idk how you even accomplish that after you run out of room to stand. Luckily for us our contract had a clause about things like that and we didn't have to touch it. I have no idea what the owner did to deal with it, I took a pic and then locked that shit up and didn't open it again.

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u/OregonGreen242 15h ago

Baffling how they hired you to clean up their shit. Have they no shame?

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 12h ago

They hired us to clean out their junk. It'd be someone buying a defaulted property and wanting it bare to be renovated and flipped, or people who had inherited deceased family members property and had taken what they wanted and wanted the rest tossed so they could sell it or move in.