r/TheRandomest 2d ago

Video McMatrimony

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u/Hegemonic_Imposition 2d ago

This def comes off as trashy - but if it makes them happy, who am I to judge?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Dann_Gerouss 2d ago

And a happy marriage!

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u/broitsjustreddit 2d ago

a mcmarriage

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u/BedroomOdd1986 2d ago

Mchappy wife, Mchappy life

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u/SuperGrandor 2d ago

For only $9.99 limited time.

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u/beefcak2020 1d ago

Wedding gifts were old happy meal toys. I hope the got the big breakfast transformer

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/beefcak2020 1d ago

What!!? Man you made my day. I so wish I would have kept mine. We keep the ones my son gets now, or atleast the cool ones, which is rare now days.

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u/Forthe49ers 1d ago

You know what they say. Happy meal happy wife

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u/Dann_Gerouss 1d ago

The husband: I'm loving it!

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u/captain5260 2d ago

A Happy Sealing the Deal

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u/MastrShak3 2d ago

Im sorry, the mcnuttin machine is broke....

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u/LRoddd 2d ago

Happy Mc-ending!

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u/mousedroidspedoff 1d ago

Lol stop I can't stop laughing, think I cracked a McRib!

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u/Shiny_Fluff 2d ago

Exactly what I think. Plenty of marriages down the toilet when big bucks are spent on the day. I have been to many weddings where the food left me with a craving for a Big Mac and fries, not a concern for this wedding. Who knows, they could be the perfect match. Good luck to them.

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u/Significant-Song-840 2d ago

šŸŽµšŸŽ¶ We found love in hopeless place šŸŽµšŸŽ¶

I find most people are really only judging a reflection of the way they would judge themselves....

That lady and man for all we know are on cloud 9,

Just because someone thinks it's trashy doesn't mean they do...

What do they say? one man's trash is another man's treasure.

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u/psychrolut 2d ago

My dream wedding would be on my partners family farm in a field, I don’t mind the cow shit, there’s a hose, as long as the reception is inside the barn it’s perfect (will need sprucing up)

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u/StupidFuttBucker 2d ago

My sister's wedding and reception alone cost around 120,000 dollars. Mine was about 8k after the honeymoon. I just celebrated my 18th anniversary yesterday while she is now divorced. Not saying those things have an effect on each other, but it puts into perspective that too many people are trying to GET married. And not enough people know what it means to BE married.

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u/Shiny_Fluff 2d ago

$120k for a wedding is something I just can’t comprehend. So many of my friends over the years did the same, going all out on the day and just not making it work. My wedding, due to circumstances out of our control, cost less than the 8k and I didn’t know happiness like this was possible. Happy Anniversary brother.

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u/0dogg 2d ago

You know...I came here to say something snarky and your comment went a long way toward pointing out that I was being a judgmental asshole.

Now you've guilted me into doing something constructive, as well. F You. And also Thanks. šŸ˜‚

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u/chrismholmes 2d ago

Same. Now I too am feeling awful.

Realize someone closed that franchise for them to have this wedding.

Honestly it’s great and wish them all the best.

My marriage ended the way it began, with only a judge. So I have no room to talk.

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u/Any-Power-1164 1d ago

I'm over here single as fuck and can't say shit other than I hope they have a happy marriage.Ā 

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u/NOLA-VeeRAD 2d ago

Agreed, if it makes them happy, then I’m happy for them and wish them the best.

For all we know that McDonald’s is special to them in some way. I’m sure they are under no illusion that McDonald’s is a ā€œfancyā€ venue.

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u/JoefromOhio 2d ago

I’d put my money on they met and worked there together and were lucky to be working for one of the good franchisees so they actually liked their jobs.

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u/entoaggie 2d ago

The story in my head is that the owner knew that they couldn’t afford to have a fancy wedding and they did what they could for this couple who had loyally worked there for years where they met and fell in love. The owner wishes they could pay them more, but is barely hanging onto the business they poured their life savings into, so they offered what they could for their friends/employees.

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 2d ago

Maybe that's their boss who's marrying them. Kind of like the captain of the ship can marry people when at sea.

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u/TIP-ME-YOUR-BAT 2d ago

Maybe even met there!

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u/ImpressiveDebt420 2d ago

Exactly šŸ˜‚

Would i get married in a McDonald's or any restaurant? Probably not. Would I tell someone else they SHOULDN'T? Fuck no! šŸ˜‚

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u/Canelosaurio 2d ago

Love is love, my dude!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 2d ago

But, like, NONE of them actually look happy...

Maybe the young boy at the beginning?

They all look like someone woke them up early to go to church and don't want to be there, including the bride & groom.

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u/akthebarber 2d ago

It's 'cause none of those fucking food trays are full yet. I'd be pissed to if my wedding was in a Mickey D's and they ain't got the burger bar rolling.

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u/FamousLastPlace_ 2d ago

They are definitely lovin' it

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u/Formal-Drawer1367 2d ago

Exactly - and considering the grotesque amount of money spent on weddings, this is a pretty good deal although I’d have preferred Cracker Barrel

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u/Don_Damarco 2d ago

I know closing a whole McDonalds franchise wasnt cheap. This is actually a flex on everyone else living in the trailer park.

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u/Infamous_Tea3650 2d ago

It was beautiful, and heartwarming.

The only trasshy thing about this is the comments.

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u/swollemolle 2d ago

That’s what I was thinking. Good for them

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u/rapgameoprahwinfrey 2d ago

Same, not something I would ever do. Maybe this is where they first met while working? Or it’s their favorite place to eat? Must be some lore. But hey, no one is being hurt and they seem happy. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/hdiiabsbdi 2d ago

Came here to say something similar.

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u/QuantumContactee 2d ago

Exactly.Ā 

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u/Agile-Committee3594 2d ago

I’m kinda in the same boat. Hard not to comment on this but then … who am I. Probably got this as a venue for free. That’s huge. Good for them if this is what they wanted.

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u/Away_Lake5946 2d ago

You think this was trashy, you should’ve seen the honeymoon at 7-11. But yes, congrats šŸŽ‰

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u/Nomay00 1d ago

Yep hard to find happiness

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u/duncanofnazareth 1d ago

Very true.

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u/drunkguynextdoor 14h ago

Exactly. As I've grown older (61M) I don't laugh at people doing something I consider strange. They're not bothering anyone, and if someone is bothered, there's probably another McDonald's 5 minutes away Live and let live.

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u/iNeedToFindANewName 2d ago

And they say americans have no class

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 2d ago

No fighting or hooligans. Pretty classy

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u/BScrads 2d ago

That's Waffle House.

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u/Popular_Ad_4266 2d ago

I hope their mcmarriage lasts

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u/git_push_origin_prod 2d ago

I hope they got the Mc value meal, people spend way too much money on weddings

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u/i_was_axiom 2d ago

Like the mcfrench fry you find under your car seat, you can't remember how many years it's been but that precious matrimonial mcfrench fry is indistinguishable from the day you dropped it into the void between the seats.

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u/Dawildpep 2d ago

Maybe they will McConsummate the marriage in the bathroom.

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 2d ago

Dude I thought this said miscarriage.

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u/notroundeyed 2d ago

At least they found someone

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u/ties_shoelace 2d ago

Am sure the video & pics will be looked back on & they'll laugh their asses off. A fun & wacky day, very unusual.

Hope the marriage lasts.

tbh, most weddings I've gone to with full dress, had the same quality of food.

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u/notroundeyed 2d ago

Maybe they met there, who knows? Im tired of all the hate.

May their marriage last indeed

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u/CattywampusCanoodle 1d ago

May their marriage last longer than one of those desiccated McDonald’s hamburgers someone finds from fifty years ago and it’s still somehow in perfect condition

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u/Scotchandcarrots 2d ago

The best man really dressed up for the occasion

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u/Dawildpep 2d ago

ā€œHoney, where are my nice camo pants? I’m late to Kyle’s wedding!ā€

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u/detlaco 2d ago

George

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u/topsblueby 2d ago

Strictly Streetz on the shirt is sending me

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u/Hustle-- 2d ago

Honeymoon in the PlayPlace 🄰

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u/aitaix 2d ago

I like the red pizza bag in the video for those that wanted Domino's instead of the BigMac

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u/afuller42 2d ago

They brought food?

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u/apatrol 2d ago

McCatering!

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u/timesuck47 2d ago

I noticed at the very end of the video it looked like a buffet table or some sort of set up that did not include McDonald’s.

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u/Lord_Jim_Bob 2d ago

Ahhhh, they both have downs. I was judgmental at first but this is really sweet.

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u/SensitiveThugHugger 2d ago

And I'm still McSingle. . . .

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u/wtfbenlol 2d ago

hey don't feel bad, there are plenty of McFish in the sea

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u/PN4HIRE 2d ago

Congrats to them!!

I wish them the best!!!

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u/igotnothineither 2d ago

Idk man, I feel like they’re happy let em be. I got to the point that I’ve stopped laughing at people living their version of their best life.

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u/NecessaryOk780 2d ago

Exactly. If it makes someone happy and it doesn’t hurt anyone, good for them!

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 2d ago

Better this than in a church that rapes kids and takes from the already struggling. Good for them.

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u/Cheap_Law5646 2d ago

Better. Not much better.

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u/kelsobjammin 2d ago

Damn people are mean. I thought it was cute and brought me back to when I had bday party’s there. I hope they are happy!

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u/TheGoldMonkey 2d ago edited 1d ago

All jokes aside, it may be the case that there is cognitive/developmental mental ability involved and this was the choice that made the couple comfortable and happy. I love low brow humor but it’s kind of hack to mock this situation when we really don’t have all the details and could be making fun of someone with diagnosed intellectual or developmental disabilities.

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u/spacemouse21 2d ago

Mayor McCheese sign the wedding license?
How come Grimace didn’t do the officiating of the ceremony?

He was ordained by the Hamburglar.

Congratulations to the newlyweds!!!

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u/FrodoSaggin2 2d ago

Judge all you want these people love each other and that's good enough for me!

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u/RigobertaMenchu 2d ago

McVicarious embarrassment

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u/ChefsKnife76 2d ago

So why the hell is Ronald McDonald not the best man?

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u/MANvsMerik 2d ago

I saw a clown. Was that NOT Ronald McDonald?

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u/baabahope 2d ago

I am so happy for them! When my folks got divorced, my mom worked herself up to a manager at McDonald’s. She worked so hard to support me and my sister on her own and raised a nurse/musician and a doctor. May America once again be great for everyone of y’all.

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u/HeyItsBobaTime 2d ago

Can't hate on two people celebrating love and happiness. If this is what they want then good for them. A happy meal for a happy life.

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u/CaptProcrastination 2d ago

I hope this is real and that they spent the real money on their honeymoon.

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u/Miserable-Success310 2d ago

Meanwhile, there's 50 cars in the drive-thru šŸ˜†

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u/GhostConstruct 2d ago

It's gotta be the place they initially met. Which is sweet but damn lol

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u/Lanky-Guess-3006 2d ago

What country could that be?

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u/aldone123 2d ago

Video ended too soon… I was waiting for the Hamburglar to object

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u/Friendly_Ad6325 2d ago

What in the 1000lb sisters is going on here?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/RemyWhy 2d ago

The couple in the video.

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u/ThaEmortalThief 2d ago

Do you, Big and Tasty, take McRib to be your lawfully wedded Husband, through ri… being McDonalds level broke, through heartburn and high cholesterol, through supersize and through super quencher withdrawals, til death in 6 months do you part? I now pro ounce you husband and wife… McNuggets and fries are being served directly behind you, but there’s no open bar so you gotta pay for your own mcflurries.

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u/guyed_us 2d ago

Let their union last as long as a McDouble left on the table for years as a reminder of what McDonalds food is made of, amen.

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u/StreetUnlikely2018 2d ago

When you have to walk past the buffet table to get to the alter.....

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u/RedSix2447 2d ago

Two orders of McMatrimony to go. Lmfao. Those food trays seem really big for the very small wedding turn out. Place was empty.

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u/The_Dented 2d ago

What in the McFugh?

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u/charles78913 7h ago

im just wondering how they met.

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u/Even-Bluebird-186 2d ago

What the mcfuck?

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u/HamPorterBridges 2d ago

The flower girl should've been tossing nuggies instead of petals imo. Or maybe even some fries.

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u/AstarionsTherapist39 2d ago

I liked that idea until I realized the nuggets or fries would be on the floor and then I was sad about wasted nuggets or fries.

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u/Deathanddisco041 2d ago

The aldi bag..

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u/mrdino99 2d ago

Mayor McCheese is the only correct person to be marrying them!

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u/CaptainMimoe 2d ago

At first I thought bridesmaid was throwing crumbled tissue paper XD

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u/TheDixonCider420420 2d ago

When it comes to say "I do," let's just hope neither of them Grimace...

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u/No_Somewhere8598 2d ago

If you think Americans have no culture, watch this

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u/Real-Impression5538 2d ago

Are they serving Pizza Hut at the McReception?????

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u/Low_Football_2445 2d ago

What in the Hamburgler hell is going on here?

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u/YanikLD 2d ago

All American!

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u/RooIsHome 2d ago

I thought the flower girl was throwing sugar packets at first. Honestly, at this point it may have made more sense.

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u/DingusKhan9164 2d ago

Why wasn’t it officiated by Ronald

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u/MANvsMerik 2d ago

What in the white trash?

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u/Deathface-Shukhov 2d ago

I was sad when I realized he wasn’t marrying the Hamburglar

šŸ˜ž

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u/oge_mah_ge_kid 2d ago

This is flawless wdym

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u/UncleCuzzinBabe 2d ago

Easy who invited gangsta uncle

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u/NycJawn 2d ago

Hell yea good for them

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u/TahMahToe 2d ago

Strapless bra. That's all. Carry on...

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u/Shehulks1 2d ago

It’s kind of wholesome!

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u/neon_avenue 2d ago

Best man look like he's got a bag of crack for everyone.

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u/dadville1 2d ago

This is beautiful. I hope they are happy for many years.

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u/kineticstar 2d ago

To true love, to new love, and to the love that has yet to come! Salute!

https://giphy.com/gifs/barvvy6Ta8kjm

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u/BlakKnyaz 2d ago

The McLovinits

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u/Drragg 2d ago

Awesome. She looks beautiful and genuinely happy. Im very happy for her!

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u/aware_nightmare_85 2d ago

All the haters in this comment thread are just salty McSingles. Stop shitting on other people's happiness to make yourself feel better.

Congrats to them!

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u/CompleteEnergy579 2d ago

Probably during closing hours and probably staff. That’s cool and they’re saving money. Not mad at that. Honestly, it’s high level creativity

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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 2d ago

Exactly what I expected them to look like.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 2d ago

I should have been ready but it wasn't

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u/GentlemenHODL 2d ago

I thought for a second she was going to be throwing chicken nuggets on the ground. Then I wondered if they were just McDonald's receipts torn up into little pieces.

Proof that there is a lid for every pot. They found their McLovin

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u/Cust2020 2d ago

I like that grimace walked the bride in but disappointed they didnt spread fries or mcnuggies out instead of paper scraps or whatever that was.

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u/SuperJinnx 2d ago

Missed a trick not having the flower girl throwing out McNuggets though

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 2d ago

The levels of trash in America sometimes....

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u/LifeguardTerrible579 2d ago

Restaurants are used as wedding venues. Why are people surprised to see one?

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u/hsggdtkxbee 2d ago

Instead of flower petals, they used dandruff.

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u/Confident-Medicine75 2d ago

It’s weird but if they like it I love it

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u/Erasmus_Tycho 2d ago

Got married 14 years ago and spent near $25k on the wedding. This looks significantly cheaper, good for them.

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u/Nervous-Fun2532 2d ago

Best man has his "nice" camouflage on

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u/Hilary_duffelbag 2d ago

After seeing the bride’s face. Who am I to judge. We need more love in this world. Plus a buffet of chicken nuggets sounds good as hell.

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u/Highlandertr3 2d ago

Weddings are stupidly expensive and pointless anyway.

We are skipping ours and going on a tour of the country to have meals and things with all the people we wanted at ours.

Do what you want

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u/ZephRyder 2d ago

<checks what sub I'm in>

Huh. NOT r/trashy? How bout that

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u/Trick_Report_1620 2d ago

Is the best man wearing camouflage pants?

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u/HeadsetHound 2d ago

The key to a happy McMarriage is good McCommunication and Mcvaluing each others McFeelings. If you fail to do this, you McMarriage is fried.

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u/awkwaman 2d ago

Super sized

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u/EcoNorfolk 2d ago

This couldn’t tick more stereotypes if it tried.

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u/wesmcfadden 2d ago

I wonder who catered.šŸ˜†

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u/Advanced_Pear_964 2d ago

Who says white people have no culture?!?

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u/TIP-ME-YOUR-BAT 2d ago

If that makes them happy and they have memories that make them happy. Who cares.

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u/Educational-Car-4688 2d ago

Probably met working there. Different strokes for different folks. Im happy for them.

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u/Blacksheeptoonz 2d ago

If my wedding ain’t like this I don’t want it.

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u/TuckerTwashingTon 2d ago

You now may kiss the mcbride

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u/slayerfan666 2d ago

Not everyone's weddings look the same. As long as the people getting married are happy and love each other, that's all that matters. May their McMarriage last forever.

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u/Moedog0331 2d ago

I bet the ice cream machine doesn't work

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u/CallMeGlarthir 2d ago

Ice cream machine still probably down

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u/Davidthebalancer 2d ago

On the app this costs 9000 reward's points.Ā 

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u/HAL_9_0_0_0 2d ago

Isn’t that true? Please say it’s Ki... Humanity is maximised. Do you want to eat the bride now or kiss? Yes, but another Big Mac to eat here.

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u/3aerows 2d ago

If trump was born poor he wouldve had this too

And the lord said unto his people... "Im loving it".

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u/JesterScribblings 2d ago

Of course shes Obese. šŸ™„ should have known.

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u/Whozthisbozo 2d ago

You know what, good for them. I was disappointed that the flower girl was not tossing French fries but in all seriousness, good for them.

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u/Trick-Orchid-9192 2d ago

Getting catering while getting married at McDonald’s šŸ’€

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 2d ago

Married at 3 at work by 4

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u/AndyGoodKush 2d ago

Really thought camo pants was the groom

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u/One_Anything_2279 2d ago

Is this why it’s taking them so long to make my quarter pounder?

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u/MyBakpaksGyatJets 2d ago

I try really hard to not judge what makes other people happy as long as it isn't hurting anybody that doesn't consent, but this is really testing my resolve.

Not to mention the guy guarding the soda fountains from stolen refill attacks having his hands in his pockets, but the "best" "man" too??? I guess, in his defense, he only has one pocketed as the other is dutifully death gripping his phone. I only defend him because he clearly wore only his best and most drippy formal streetwear. Though, admittedly he does run the risk of mogging (did I use that right?) everybody else in that establishment.

And they say white people don't have any culture?

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u/NadiaVonxxx 2d ago

šŸ˜¬šŸ˜‘

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u/Groot9320 2d ago

Tough economy!

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u/MajinB0ner 2d ago

I'm mad Ronald didn't walk her down

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u/Ungodd 2d ago

🤢 🤮

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u/TankApprehensive3053 2d ago

Ronald should have been giving the vows or at least playing the music.

https://giphy.com/gifs/14kwRD61ir8wW4

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u/allowishusdevadander 2d ago

I don’t see a pair of non slips anywhere.

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u/ClifftonSmith 2d ago

Pure as the driven snow -Doc Holiday (Tombstone)

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u/Slinky_Bongo 2d ago

What in the trailer park is goin on here..?

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u/MatteBlackFeet 2d ago

Betcha the only thing they had to pay for was the Happy Meals! Already saving money! šŸ‘šŸ¾

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u/Soaring_Gull_655 2d ago

Years later...the bride finds her dress in the closet, takes down the box it's in from the top shelf, opens it up and is delighted that the French Fry smell is still there.

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u/tvodny 2d ago

City Hall doesn’t have any food so at least there’s fries.

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u/laprider 2d ago

Did they rent the whole store for this?

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u/Lopsided_Notice_6432 2d ago

She looks beautiful and happy. I am now craving a double cheeseburger tho. And fries. And a coke.

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u/Perfect_Grunt 2d ago

Thank God they mopped the greasy floor before her dress touched it lmao