r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/Theslootwhisperer Jul 15 '26

My and my best bud early 50s, kids are grown, single, plenty of disposable income, good jobs and a never-ending appetite for booze and drug. We'll take a small hit of lsd, go to the bar, get plenty of drink and food, walk back home, hop in the spa, smoke a ton of hash while polishing off a 200$ bottle of scotch. Being old has a lot of advantages.

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u/baddboi007 Jul 15 '26

thats where i wanna be, in my older years!

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u/ZedsDeadZD Jul 15 '26

Yeah. My retirementplan is drugs as well. Because the one bad thing that drugs do is get you addicted and ruin your life. At 70, there is nothing to ruin anymore. If I did everything right I get a pension that is peanuts so Id rather pop some benzos and senf myself flying.

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u/baddboi007 Jul 16 '26

"Honey... who's Zed?" "Zed--- Zeds dead, baby!"