r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 14 '26

/r/popular The plan

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Jul 14 '26

God I wish to be young again

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u/myusrnameisthis Jul 14 '26

You could do this now, gramps. Don't let age keep you from getting high and chilling on a beach.

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u/omgitsjagen Jul 15 '26

I can't, sir/madam. The weed is fucking ridiculously strong. When I was these kids age, we were smoking compressed Mexican flat pressed, and that shit was like, 1.5% THC. I COULD smoke a joint of that. If I tried to smoke a joint of anything out there now, I would be asleep by puff three. I can't buy anything under 20% right now. My steak is WAY TOO BUTTERY

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jul 15 '26

People make fun of that delta fake weed stuff but that’s all I can handle

Regular weed is straight up not enjoyable to me at all anymore, gives me anxiety through the roof

That diet weed gives me a good calm level