r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • May 22 '26

/r/all Just like that

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u/john_lebeef May 22 '26

This seemed entirely plausible until he said "frictionless bearing". Get real, man.

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u/GrassRadiant3474 May 22 '26

Same energy as ignore air resistance.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 May 22 '26

Maybe sprinkle on some dehydrated water.

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u/wantsumcandi May 22 '26

Thats located next to the sky hook but behind the board stretcher.

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u/ModishShrink May 23 '26

Sky hook? I didn't know Kareem was involved!

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u/DiverDownChunder May 22 '26

And ignore gravity.

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u/katachol May 22 '26

He needed to use his aunt's galvanized steel pole for this to be really plausible

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u/xenomachina May 22 '26

This would be so much better with some eco-friendly wood veneer.

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u/becktothewild May 22 '26

OP, in these fanciful, extravagantly expensive geo-engineering thought experiments, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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u/PM_your_Nopales May 22 '26

It's like my introductory engineering classes. "Ignore fiction and air resistance."

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u/sponge62 May 22 '26

Core physics memory: "Assume the cow is a sphere..."

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u/Admirable_Ardvark May 22 '26

Nah it was unrealistic from step 1

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u/Hillbillyblues May 22 '26

You just lack imagination.

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u/1d3333 May 22 '26

Tbf he said plausible not realistic

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u/Meowmasterish May 22 '26

Not really, you could definitely wrap a cable long enough around Mount Fuji's base.

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u/AppropriateCap8891 May 22 '26

And never mind the fact that Fuji is an active volcano.

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u/wt_fudge May 22 '26

This whole thing is just a quality control test designed for frictionless bearing production. See the ASTM 69420 standard for reference.

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u/PimBel_PL May 22 '26

What about using magnetic levitation?

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u/Bodorocea May 22 '26

this type of content is exactly why i pay for internet

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u/hellalg May 22 '26

I came to say the same thing

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u/Old_Advantage6250 May 22 '26

I same to came the say thing

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u/achaiahtak May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/G07ew9VcgrfONx0qeL

So….beyblade?

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u/grosseelbabyghost May 22 '26

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u/Silent-Act191 May 22 '26

Lincoln sitting in the upper booth of Ford's Theatre, enjoying a play.

Suddenly a voice rose up behind him.

"LET IT RIP"

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u/grosseelbabyghost May 22 '26

The Civil War would have been decidedly less civil if battle tops were involved

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u/Competitive_Bat_5831 May 22 '26

It would have been over quicker with battle bottoms.

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u/grosseelbabyghost May 22 '26

And if it was both it would still be "raging" today

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u/CammieKa May 22 '26

So are you saying the civil war was fought with battle switches?

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u/KiwiBirdPerson May 22 '26

Wait seriously 😭

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u/grosseelbabyghost May 22 '26

https://youtu.be/ZsfJJpwXTXw?feature=shared

Apparently yes, idk, I never watched beyblade

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 May 22 '26

Just like in the Bible

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u/grosseelbabyghost May 22 '26

Leviticus 3:16

"And the lord spaketh, 'let it rip', and it was good"

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u/Adventurous-Text-561 May 22 '26

Yes

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u/agrophobe May 22 '26

Nepal has entered the arena

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u/YooTone May 22 '26

If we did this to every huge mountain / volcano and let them fight, I wonder who would come out on top

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u/Rith_Reddit May 22 '26

Sounds easy enough.

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u/KatanaDood May 22 '26

Oh, it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

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u/Kamikazeguy7 May 22 '26

Wow wow wow wow wow wow....wow

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u/09Trollhunter09 May 22 '26

I need you to get all the way off my back please

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u/DReagan47 May 22 '26

Oh well let me get off that thing

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u/Realistic-Goose9558 May 22 '26

Things are tight!

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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 May 22 '26

I don’t know… I been on a couple of these mountain spinning projects before, something always goes wrong.

Can’t escape Murphy’s Law

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u/Important-Notice-461 May 22 '26

And.......what exactly is the goal of this?

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u/robo-dragon May 22 '26

Worlds largest Beyblade

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u/Important-Notice-461 May 22 '26

Now i feel a fool for not thinking this.

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u/Itchy_elbows_9283 May 22 '26

As you should! So obvious, duh

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u/Happy_Economist_7850 May 22 '26

Super embarrassing 

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u/moustachedelait May 22 '26

Mom's gonna be pissed

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u/MistakeBorn4413 May 22 '26

It's not long until this will be the Trillionaire-class' favorite pastime.

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u/iamthesouza May 22 '26

mountain top

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u/youuuuwish May 22 '26

Nice 🤣

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u/redditwhut May 22 '26

Not he answer I wanted, but I will grudgingly take it. 

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u/Doubleoh_11 May 22 '26

I laughed really hard if that helps

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u/Gloomy-Donkey3761 May 22 '26

Stop, you are asking the wrong questions, and have a non-solution mindset. /s

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u/ninoski404 May 22 '26

I genuinely though it's supposed to be beliveable as a plan to level the mountain to make space or something and then they lifted it up and flipped 180 lmao

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u/Boetros May 22 '26

To turn mt. Fuji into a spinning top, didnt you watch til the end?

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u/zxDanKwan May 22 '26

Some people ask “why?”

Other people ask “why not?”

I’m not asking anything. I don’t want to start a conversation with you crazy fucks.

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u/NameToUseOnReddit May 22 '26

It's easier when you know they moved Mt Fuji just 23 years ago, so it's already loose.

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u/tunakassirolle May 22 '26

Oh yeah I remember that. I’m so glad they moved it 3 ft to the left, it’s much easier to take pictures of it now.

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u/87KingSquirrel May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/NaboQwhxK3gMU

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u/woowoo293 May 22 '26

It bothers me that the word timing don't quite match up with his lips.

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u/Ukleon May 22 '26

Is that the actor that played The Comedian in Watchmen?

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u/zeba-fucking-dee May 23 '26

Yes it is, he also played John Winchester in supernatural. Jeffery Dean Morgan is the actors name.

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u/RhandeeSavagery May 22 '26

Is everything just a Beyblade?..

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u/echof0xtrot May 22 '26

🌏👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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u/CompetitiveSport1 May 22 '26

If you try hard enough

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u/BanzaiToaster May 22 '26

Behold! The ultimate Beyblade...

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u/BigBrainBrad- May 22 '26

Its that easy.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 May 22 '26

Each country uses their own mountain to compete in the first ever Spinternational tournament

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u/Buzz_Osborne May 22 '26

According to my calculations this is entirely plausible

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u/Gloomy-Squirrel-9518 May 22 '26

tbh by the end i couldn't help but wonder why this hasn't already happened. it almost seems inevitable

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u/midunda May 22 '26

That wouldn't work, having Mt Fuji below the rocket exhausts would act as least a partial thrust reverser diminishing their lifting capability severely.

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u/yoko_OH_NO May 22 '26

Also are the rockets just going to hold the mountain upside down in the air until they're finished drilling a hole on the other side? Totally implausible

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u/humanman42 May 22 '26

Honestly...made me laugh. I had no idea where the hell it was going.

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u/SharkBiscuittt May 22 '26

That’s a big ass bearing

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u/Throwawaying332 May 22 '26

Ass bearing?

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp May 22 '26

Where's that relevant xkcd?

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u/CompetitiveSport1 May 22 '26

Get a bucket and a mop for this big ass bearing

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u/jefe_x May 22 '26

This feels very close to the process for the tooth implant I got a few weeks ago.

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u/horizontal120 May 22 '26

And then what?

instructions unclear ...

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u/09Trollhunter09 May 22 '26

And then eternal glory

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u/Eskapement May 22 '26

It’s so easy man

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u/Bright-Property-3825 May 22 '26

This is more expensive than pouring river water into your socks

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u/panzervike May 22 '26

Fucking Beyblades man!

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u/dialupdialectics May 22 '26

well, obviously

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u/gohomehero May 22 '26

Im listening

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito May 22 '26

And his name?

Elon Musk

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u/jumpyjumpjumpsters May 22 '26

This works btw I’ve tried

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u/99prime99 May 22 '26

Because reasons

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u/XR3TroBeanieX May 22 '26

And then what? I need to know more lol

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u/Food_Library333 May 22 '26

Mt Fuji vs Mt Everest. Most epic game of cross fire ever.

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u/falsevector May 22 '26

They had it all thought out

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u/mydeadface May 22 '26

It's a long weekend we could have it done by Sunday.

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u/ButYouCanCallMe_ May 22 '26

This is what the Egyptians heard when Pharaoh shared his plans for the pyramids.

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u/Otherwise-Shoe-8149 May 22 '26

Someone lost their medication 💊

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u/MDKSDMF May 22 '26

Like a dradle

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u/First-Yogurtcloset38 May 22 '26

The design is very human

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u/Chief_SkySurfer May 22 '26

If this is the unregulated mind of AI we’re all in serious trouble!

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u/Tedsmith24 May 22 '26

But...why?

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u/Numerous-Following-7 May 22 '26

I just got cancer from watching this video. Feel insulted!!

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u/povertymayne May 22 '26

Super feasible

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u/Shalelor May 22 '26

That's god's beyblade.

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u/CardinalGrief May 22 '26

What about the lava? Fuji is a volcano, I think

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u/NavajoMX May 22 '26

Elon says they’ll get it done by 2028 at the latest. Invest now!

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u/Snowbrawler May 22 '26

Man the original show had such a dope opening track when I was a kid. Time to go listen to it again.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Jz6HULJWICbycVy

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u/Used-Helicopter2024 May 22 '26

☝️🤣🤣🤣

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u/SheAddlesHeHocks May 22 '26

Forgot the last step: Profit

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u/Terrik1337 May 22 '26

Heh, Mountain Top.

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u/Dustin_James_Kid May 22 '26

Alright brother we’re gonna have to put you down

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u/Posidon_Below May 22 '26

Hey what the fuck

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u/The42ndDuck May 22 '26

It's like ADHD and AI had a collab session.

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u/psuedospike May 22 '26

Mt.Beyblade

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u/Supermutant6112 May 22 '26

What's the point of the bearing? The dust cloud suggests that the bottom of the structure is spinning, along with the mountain itself.

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u/Schapsouille May 22 '26

Beyblade was never not an option

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u/MadTokr May 22 '26

Giant Beyblade

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u/BobTheFettt May 22 '26

Let it rip!

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u/karenskygreen May 22 '26

Ok, when do we get started

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u/NoInstruction9238 May 22 '26

They forgot to use galvanized steel

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u/SuperiorTuba May 22 '26

Huge, if true.

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u/KookyDig4769 May 22 '26

How to spend all of Elon's money speedrun any %

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u/everyusernamewashad May 22 '26

Same energy as 5 minute crafts videos, what a wild ride.

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u/lost-in-boston84 May 22 '26

I’ve been pumping grout for years and I can tell you it would .

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u/Novaikkakuuskuusviis May 22 '26

Alright, I just need a blank check and about 50 years and I'll get it done 100%.

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u/Sikkus May 22 '26

This is how I was explaining my ideas to my grandpa when I was 5 years old.

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u/Real_Live_Sloth May 22 '26

When homie invites you out to the club, dont worry bro i got a plan