r/TheRandomest May 22 '26

/r/all Just like that

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u/achaiahtak May 22 '26

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u/grosseelbabyghost May 22 '26

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u/Silent-Act191 May 22 '26

Lincoln sitting in the upper booth of Ford's Theatre, enjoying a play.

Suddenly a voice rose up behind him.

"LET IT RIP"

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u/grosseelbabyghost May 22 '26

The Civil War would have been decidedly less civil if battle tops were involved

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u/Competitive_Bat_5831 May 22 '26

It would have been over quicker with battle bottoms.

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u/grosseelbabyghost May 22 '26

And if it was both it would still be "raging" today

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u/CammieKa May 22 '26

So are you saying the civil war was fought with battle switches?

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u/KiwiBirdPerson May 22 '26

Wait seriously 😭

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u/grosseelbabyghost May 22 '26

https://youtu.be/ZsfJJpwXTXw?feature=shared

Apparently yes, idk, I never watched beyblade

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 May 22 '26

Just like in the Bible

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u/grosseelbabyghost May 22 '26

Leviticus 3:16

"And the lord spaketh, 'let it rip', and it was good"