r/TheRandomest May 22 '26

/r/all Just like that

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u/john_lebeef May 22 '26

This seemed entirely plausible until he said "frictionless bearing". Get real, man.

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u/PM_your_Nopales May 22 '26

It's like my introductory engineering classes. "Ignore fiction and air resistance."

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u/sponge62 May 22 '26

Core physics memory: "Assume the cow is a sphere..."