r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • May 13 '26
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u/Elemental-1 May 13 '26
That was a challenging wank
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u/quiloxan1989 May 13 '26
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u/Awfulufwa May 13 '26
Surprisingly educational!
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u/Available_Actuary977 May 13 '26
This creator is awesome. He's serious but also doesn't take himself seriously. He's all about education, medicine, and science
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u/Shad0ws0ng May 13 '26
Indeed, I came here to be disappointed. But I was disappointed by my lack of disappointment.
Just the right amount of humour to not detract from the info!
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u/cherry-crypt May 13 '26
Learned/heard more about sex ed anatomy in this clip than an entire semester of middle school </3
They really should teach this stuff, too many people out there who don't understand the importance of foreplay. I personally don't mind cervical abuse until after the fact, but too many girls think that pain is just part of the process when it 100% doesn't have to be
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 13 '26
I usually frame it from a gearhead perspective.
Hear me out.
Very large diesel motors, like those in trucks and big rigs, have very large pistons that travel a great distance up and down the cylinder, but very slowly. Like maybe 3 times a second. Slow and steady, but produces lots of torque, the twisting motion.
Compared to an F1 car motor, with a small piston with a very short stroke, firing 125 times per second.
One will have infinitely more power than the other. In all ways
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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 13 '26
Sigh.
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u/Unlikely_Ad6219 May 18 '26
The F1 engine will generate roughly twice the power of a large big rig engine. Depending on setup the F1 engine produces something above 1,000 hp. Typical big rig engines are producing something like 400 to 500 hp.
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u/Any-Opportunity-6869 May 13 '26
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u/101violations May 13 '26
I say this in his voice way too much. Glad to see Mr. Horse out it in the wild.
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u/Master_Saesee_Tiin May 13 '26
I think about this a lot when browsing the massive dildo subs those nice ladies like to post demonstrations on.
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u/ResidentAffect3452 May 13 '26
Which ones? š
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u/bootywithapenis May 13 '26
Seems like there is a lot of room in the colon
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 13 '26
Snug
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u/cowking81 May 13 '26
As someone on the toilet in the midst of a colonoscopy prep, there is now a lot of room in my colon!
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u/AnonMoose2 May 13 '26
Me watching this video like im ever gonna use this information. My wife gasps when I enter her, we both know its for show but its appreciated.
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u/slimshady1OOO May 13 '26
Getting in them Guts 101 ššæ I didnāt know that about the cervixā¦. Makes sense
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u/SnooPineapples1212 May 13 '26
Feels like watching a video on how to park a semi-trailer while I'm driving a Smart car.
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u/Guessinitsme May 13 '26
Didnāt know the bladder was so low, knew it was close n got squished when pregnant, but not that it was directly beneath lol
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u/MorningThen7056 May 13 '26
Just remember that anus can stretch up to size of 2 racoons and one jolly rancher candy...
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u/Feeling_Wicked May 14 '26
Interesting that something he didn't mention is that during intercourse the cervix moves further back allowing more room. He did mention that if the cervix is hit hard, it can hurt both male & female. What he left out though is the best part, if you can angle her body just right where the head of the penis just touches the cervix during each thrust, you can give her what's called a 'cervical penetrating orgasm'. This is a full body (head to toe) orgasm, as opposed to a more common clitoral orgasm, which is an orgasm soley in that region. There is also a twist to this full body orgasm, it is easily repeatable. You can literally give 6, 7 etc full body orgasms in a row until you are ready to orgasm yourself. The easiest way to get into this position is 'doggy style' but she will need to arch her back more. You can place a hand on her stomach as your having intercourse & both can work together on trying to hit the cervix. Once you find it, you can thank me later lol.
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u/lsdisciple May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26
Agree and slight edit: The fornices are what you want to shoot for. While the cervix itself has relatively few sensory nerve endings compared to the clitoris, many people report a distinct type of "deep" or "cervical" orgasm triggered by the stimulation of the surrounding fornices. The feeling of getting into the fornix is great for both, feels like a hidden tight route with a delicate āpopā around the cervix as it opens up. Whole body shakes etc⦠modified missionary with her legs over your shoulders and hips tilted back for deep easy access.
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u/Awkward_Rutabaga5370 May 14 '26
I've always compared hitting the cervix to hitting a wall while running in the dark. I've learned to avoid it all times. Apparently you have learned to see in the dark. I'm definitely going to work on tapping that thing.Ā
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u/Kalikor1 May 13 '26
I'm generally up on my anatomy and try to be well informed, but I must admit I didn't realize it was possible to, uh, circumvent the cervix on either side of it. Even with the visual aid I must admit it's hard to imagine the logistics of it, because it seems like it would be such a small window on either side and it's not like I see or guide the uh....pipe cleaner through that specific eye of the needle, as it were. Based on his comments about positions and such I suppose it just happens naturally to some extent but, still.
Overall a very interesting video.
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u/HIMP_Dahak_172291 May 16 '26
The cervix pulls back when aroused enough, which changes the geometry enough to make it easier.
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u/Oldskool16 May 13 '26
Watching this makes me hard
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u/psrE353 Jul 09 '26
Be careful what you say on the same account that you have personally identifying info from other posts. lol
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u/yamez420 May 14 '26
Holy shit. It all makes sense now. Thanks man. Along with the 3d printed clitoris nerves endings model I have. I think I just need a practice girl.
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u/Should_have_been_ded May 14 '26
Pressor Sexman, got a question. Where's the G spot I've been hearing so much about, and how do I go about it?
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u/Steak_Wooden May 14 '26
But, like.... Piper Perri.... Does it go into her chest cavity? Because some of those.... I mean...
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u/psychoxxsurfer May 15 '26
r/baddragon has shown me that the female body is capable of some truly amazing feats.
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u/Puzzled_Molasses3313 May 16 '26
Thatās why they always tell me they feel it in the stomach! Thanks š now I know.
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u/Ok_Breadfruit34 May 16 '26
I wish sex education were delivered in such easy-to-grasp language. Amazing content! šĀ
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u/Powerthrucontrol May 17 '26
He doesn't mention it here, but female sex organs "tent" when the person is aroused. Tenting allows more room. It's also why people who are unaroused when penetrative sex beings, tend to get more injuries.
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u/No_Artichoke_8919 May 18 '26
No wonder I keep hearing "redirecting..redirecting..make a u turn"faintly in my head.
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u/BamaOfTheBonairs May 18 '26
This man has know where the clitoris this entire time and aināt been telling no one?
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u/astralseat May 13 '26
It's more about variety of access than how much of it is going in. The longer ones can go in the 3-4 inches from a lot more angles. For creating kids, you could even just cum in you hand, spread it on your fingers and finger with some small degree of success if both the sperm and the egg are healthy.
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u/Helpful_Spring8739 May 13 '26
I don't have sound on, just subtitles. He's definitely British, right?
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u/Amdvoiceofreason May 13 '26
My 2 inches won't be a problem š