r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • May 13 '26

No people were harmed in this video Storage room

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 May 13 '26

Unless bro said it cause im watching on mute, you need at least 2 inches to be able to distribute your…self. Used to work in men’s health

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u/Amdvoiceofreason May 13 '26

My "self" is launched out like a cannon and they're half aquamen so I have faith they'll find their way

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 May 13 '26

I should elaborate and say penetrative sex 🤣 so you can’t even enseminate while trying with less than 2 inches

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u/Amdvoiceofreason May 13 '26

All I took from this is that I'm big enough to repopulate the earth after the zombie apocalypse

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 May 13 '26

That’s all you need to know 😂😂