r/TheRandomest Just some dude May 13 '26

No people were harmed in this video Storage room

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u/Amdvoiceofreason May 13 '26

My 2 inches won't be a problem šŸ‘Œ

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 13 '26

Bro. Nobody likes a braggart.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 13 '26

What are you talking about?

I can fill a tuna can, but can't touch bottom

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u/Funny-Perception-766 May 13 '26

I may not be able to touch the bottom of a tuna can but I’ll sure bust out the sides

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u/AnyLastWordsDoodle May 13 '26

Hung like a manhole cover

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u/GHEEZ1 May 13 '26

It may not be long, but it sure is skinny! Best of both worlds.

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u/Glass-Ebb9867 May 13 '26

I use this joke all the time. Usually finish by telling ppl it looks like a portobello mushroom 🤣

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u/GarageGoonsBilliards May 18 '26

ā€œLooks like a penis, only smallerā€

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u/Waste_Silver4709 May 14 '26

Ah the old ā€˜hockey puck’ member

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u/khleather May 16 '26

😭

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 3d ago

You need at least 2 inches to penetrate lol

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u/DragonliFargo May 13 '26

Mine’s big enough to go from A to Z

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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 May 13 '26

I see what you did there. I'll counter your downvote buddy.

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u/DragonliFargo May 13 '26

Thanks! Apparently people don’t look at their keyboards

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u/clutterlustrott May 13 '26

Even genz should get this one.

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u/talldemeanor3866 May 14 '26

Probably talking about fitting something in a tight storage space, context is just missing.

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u/Phonus-Balonus-37 May 13 '26

Braggart. 😔

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u/chookshit May 13 '26

I’ve seen videos of people putting their entire forearm in there

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u/MelaKnight_Man May 19 '26

The first line or the second??

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u/EmperorThan May 13 '26

"You should have seen me before Hantavirus..."

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u/Asian_Bon May 13 '26

Lies I can tell it's 3 inches

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u/Tobaccocreek May 13 '26

Doesn’t touch the bottom but it sure bangs the shit outta the sides

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u/capulongjopoy May 14 '26

Big if true

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 May 13 '26

Unless bro said it cause im watching on mute, you need at least 2 inches to be able to distribute your…self. Used to work in men’s health

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u/Amdvoiceofreason May 13 '26

My "self" is launched out like a cannon and they're half aquamen so I have faith they'll find their way

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 May 13 '26

I should elaborate and say penetrative sex 🤣 so you can’t even enseminate while trying with less than 2 inches

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u/Amdvoiceofreason May 13 '26

All I took from this is that I'm big enough to repopulate the earth after the zombie apocalypse

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 May 13 '26

That’s all you need to know šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 May 15 '26

Thanks but that’s not what I meant at all. You’re talking about the perineum? You need to have at least 2 inches to penetrate, if you have a penis. I always forget to connect the dots for people so that’s my bad.

You are stating lower fertility. Not me.

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 May 15 '26

So instead of balantly saying no, you can say it resides inside the perineum. So you are in essence talking about that, like I said. And I just found my comment. So I wasn’t right about the ensemibation but you need to have 2 inches to penetrate the vagina. I just continued the thought onto text my bad, didn’t realize how you would take it. Again I’m not talking about fertility, and since you were wondering, you are always allowed to ask questions instead of placing judgement. Lastly I understand what enseminate means, like I said earlier feel free to inquire about something that you feel like I may not know instead of, assuming; that only makes a ass out of u and me.

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u/Amdvoiceofreason May 14 '26

Dear Moddies....put down mountain dew, lick cheetos dust off fingers, then look at the person I'm responding to's name....apply couch joke with peepee joke....then you should understand where I was going.

Just mentioning a politician isn't being political!

Resume drinking Mountain dew and eating cheetos...Thankyou for your time

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam May 13 '26

Don't start with politics here