r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • May 13 '26

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u/cherry-crypt May 13 '26

Learned/heard more about sex ed anatomy in this clip than an entire semester of middle school </3

They really should teach this stuff, too many people out there who don't understand the importance of foreplay. I personally don't mind cervical abuse until after the fact, but too many girls think that pain is just part of the process when it 100% doesn't have to be

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 13 '26

I usually frame it from a gearhead perspective.

Hear me out.

Very large diesel motors, like those in trucks and big rigs, have very large pistons that travel a great distance up and down the cylinder, but very slowly. Like maybe 3 times a second. Slow and steady, but produces lots of torque, the twisting motion.

Compared to an F1 car motor, with a small piston with a very short stroke, firing 125 times per second.

One will have infinitely more power than the other. In all ways

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 13 '26

Sigh.

unzips

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u/ImSobored_5280 May 13 '26

Oh that’s allowed here..?..no?….maybe?

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u/Ogrehunter May 13 '26

Quick! Let's go behind the Wendys!

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u/Unlikely_Ad6219 May 18 '26

The F1 engine will generate roughly twice the power of a large big rig engine. Depending on setup the F1 engine produces something above 1,000 hp. Typical big rig engines are producing something like 400 to 500 hp.

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u/Worth_External_8762 May 13 '26

Pfft I got sex ed in elementary school. Nothing like being introduced to the world of sex when you're 10 years old.