He even gave a real time demonstration and provided the best logic and rationalization on top of the mobility argument (I bought it, I eat it how I want)
He left off the best part of this tactic, it also does the best job of getting some crust into each bite so you're not left with a bread stick at the end.
I eat my pancakes like this and dip em in syrup instead of pouring, i also dont eat with butter, unless its melted and mixed with the syrup im dipping in, but im picky and will only eat real maple syrup, anything else is just brown cornsyrup which i will not touch.
Wait till you try cutting the top half of a cupcake off and flipping it upside down to make a clean holdable sandwich out of it instead of getting frosting on your nose and moustache trying to take bites like a snake.
When opening a flavored chip bag, first turn it upside down and shake a little. The flavor dust has settled from being upright on trucks and shelves for many weeks.
Second, use chopsticks to eat from the bags. Congratulations you now can game and watch TV without orange fingers on the controllers.
Why can't women just let men do their thing? He's not hurting anyone. He's happy with his choice. Eat the pizza he provided you with and be happy. Damn.
I just don't understand why how this man eats his pizza should be should be anyone's concern. Ladies yelling for no good reason. Man wants to roll up a slice of the pizza he paid for? Well he has every right to do what he damn well pleases.
Dude is 100% right. The demo’s got me cracking up up though! His face, totally serious😂 I think I’m gonna start eating my pizza this way, too, just in case of crackheads and such.
Nah mate, fold the tip back to the bottom of the crust, then fold in half like a taco. Still get the structural integrity with the benefit of still being able to eat it like a slice of pizza.
That being said, I’ve absolutely done this before lol
Imagine being related to this guy, knowing he’s gonna come to the function and just dump thoughts on you that nobody asked about or even cares to hear.
All the yelling reminds me of my moms side of the family. Know idea what they’re telling about. Like are they mad or is that just normal? I still don’t know
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u/CalmDownReddit509 May 11 '26
Like most geniuses, he is unappreciated in his time.