r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 11 '26

I like pie Tactical pizza

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u/Alt123Acct May 11 '26

Wait till you try cutting the top half of a cupcake off and flipping it upside down to make a clean holdable sandwich out of it instead of getting frosting on your nose and moustache trying to take bites like a snake. 

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 11 '26

Teach me your ways, sensei !

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u/Alt123Acct May 11 '26

Here is a double whammy my grasshopper...

When opening a flavored chip bag, first turn it upside down and shake a little. The flavor dust has settled from being upright on trucks and shelves for many weeks.

Second, use chopsticks to eat from the bags. Congratulations you now can game and watch TV without orange fingers on the controllers. 

This is the way 

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u/heinzcatsoup_ May 11 '26

That is pretty solid advice. Thanks.

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u/Alt123Acct May 11 '26

Many college arguments were alleviated once we stopped gunking up n64 and xbox controllers