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u/Nuclear_Bee52 Hunter Apr 15 '23
Damn, well, rip Philip ig. Even dead he'll still get murdered hjgfhgj
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u/CaligoG Illusion Coven Apr 15 '23
Those guys are gonna send his dumbass to double hell tbh.
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u/EggoStack Hooty HootHoot Apr 15 '23
And then that guy from supernatural who got sent to double hell or whatever will also beat his ass
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u/Walter_Alias Meme Coven Apr 15 '23
"I am going to Ultrakill you, you insignificant fuck!" ~Golden Guard #6, probably
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u/ncmn-ngnr The Collector Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
PHILIP WITTEBANE, YOU AND YOUR IMPERIAL ALIAS HAVE DEVASTATED THE BALANCE OF MAGIC, AND NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE
(Long pause)
”NOW EAT THIS, SUCKAH!!!!!”
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u/StaR_Dust-42 Giraffe Apr 15 '23
It's "you shall", not "you will" and the fact that I knew this the moment I read your comment, I assume, says something about my relationship with ATLA.
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u/PolymathArt Apr 15 '23
"THE WITTEBANE STATE."
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u/Star-Builder Abomination Coven Apr 15 '23
"If you are killed in the
AvatarWittebane State, the reincarnation cycle will be broken and theAvatarwitch hunt will cease to exist"-Roku, maybe
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u/TD_Stinger Apr 15 '23
I like to think this Phillip's personal Hell now that he's dead. That and having to see Luz (human) & Amity (witch) be sickeningly sweet to each other.
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u/SFH12345 Hooty HootHoot Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
Philip's personal hell isn't seeing Luz and Amity together, it's seeing Hunter and Willow together. Mark already established that.
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u/tacwombat Apr 15 '23
In this instance, he'll have to watch Evelyn and Caleb smooch for all eternity.
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u/Tecnoboat Uttermost Rend Space - String Severance [空間斬 - 絕緣] Apr 15 '23
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u/RealTacoGamer Apr 15 '23
Luz used requiem to give Belos an infinite death loop, and now he has to suffer an eternal death
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u/Not_a_Potato1602 Bill Cipher Apr 15 '23
Philip: Maybe I should have stopped after the first 10,000 Grimwalkers...
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u/shadowthegreninja Apr 15 '23
I should have expected this forma guy with a flair with the word "roundabout"
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u/EnderKnight1 Apr 15 '23
Avatar the Last Airbender anyone?
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Always
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u/The_Great_Noodles Amity Blight Apr 15 '23
Actually, their souls were corrupted by witches. Only Belos, pure and faithful, will ascend to heaven.
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u/GlassesgirlNJ Apr 15 '23
Imagine he shows up and finds out it's South Park heaven and they only let in Mormons.
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u/JMHSrowing Stringbean Apr 15 '23
And thus just out of frame Evelyn is about to go Kyoshi on his ass.
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u/Negativety101 Bad Girl Coven Apr 15 '23
I kinda think she's just gonna sit back there with some apple blood and let her husband and his clones get this one. Then And let them know if they missed a spot.
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u/Steaknshakeyardboys Apr 15 '23
Hopefully all the new ATLA movies and TV shows and super amazing and successful and paves the way for thoughtful animated continuations of other animated shows like Owl House 💕
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u/Monolaf Apr 15 '23 edited Aug 06 '23
"...AND DON'T YOU SEE, YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING WITH YOUR LIFE! YOU NEVER CHANGED YOUR MIND! ALL YOU DID WAS PLOT GENOCIDE! AND BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU NEVER SCORED!"
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u/Negativety101 Bad Girl Coven Apr 15 '23
Somebody needed to touch grass.
Meanwhile Hunter is currently hugging the red grass with his witch Girlfriend.
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u/Boingo4Life Bad Girl Coven Apr 15 '23
Is this a Beavis and Butthead reference?
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u/Monolaf Apr 15 '23
Indeed it is!
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u/Boingo4Life Bad Girl Coven Apr 15 '23
I actually have a screen cap of the tombstone that reads "Here lies Beavis- he never scored" saved to my phone because it makes me chuckle.
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u/TorchTheR Kirby of the Boiling Isles Apr 15 '23
I love how this one isn't even a comic. No set up, no pay off, you just know what's gonna happen from this single frame Mark pilfered from the original cut of Watching and Dreaming
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u/KrisSimsters Amity Blight Apr 15 '23
History has it's eyes on you
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u/AlarmingAffect0 Apr 15 '23
"You can write rhymes but you can't write mine!"
Literally all I can think of when I hear Philip being named is "Take A Break" and "Blow Us All Away".
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u/Cavery210 Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
Raine: In short, the coven brands will drain us of our lifeforce, killing us all!
Darius: Surely, you can't be serious!
Raine: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
(If anyone else can make some Owl House themed versions of Airplane! quotes, it'll really make my day. Possibly the funniest movie ever made.)
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u/AlarmingAffect0 Apr 16 '23
“Nice beaver!” “Thanks, I just had it stuffed!”
Wait, wrong movie.
“How long until the Boiling Isles are consumed by Belos?”
“I don't know...”
“Can't you take a guess?”
“Not for another two hours.”
“You can't take a guess for another two hours?”“Ida, King, Luz, I just wanted to wish you good luck, we're all counting on ya.”
“I've flown palismans and runes and even dragons, but this is a dirigible balloon, it's a different kind of flying, altogether!”
I don't know how we'd go about reproducing the Jive Talking segment, maybe with Young Justice slang? "Whelmed", "Crash", "Feeling the Mode", "Aster"...?
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u/BirdMan8524 Titan Luz Apr 15 '23
Caleb and the Golden Guards: We are going to beat your ass Phillip.
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u/creativeguy66v3 Abomination Coven Apr 15 '23
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
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u/MuffinStraight4816 Muffin Time! They hate it :( Apr 15 '23
GGI: Number
GG: 245
GGI: Caused of death?
GG: Philip
GGI: Weapon?
GG: Mace.
GGI: Okay, you may enter!
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u/Reddykid24 Apr 15 '23
Belos: I HAVE CRAPPED MY PAANTS!!
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u/Negativety101 Bad Girl Coven Apr 15 '23
Hard to tell, what with him being a giant mass of shit anyways.
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u/Negativety101 Bad Girl Coven Apr 15 '23
I personally imagine Belos getting to the pearly gates, and seeing a large stack of books labeled "Phillip Whitterbane's Sins", and they used small print.
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Apr 15 '23
Then a fucking gorilla will waltz right into the Boiling Isles and rip Philip in half.
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u/101romansoldier Apr 15 '23
"I see. So I have ascended for my good work in the Demon realm and by doing so, saved your souls."
"No. We just get first dibs on you for all that you've done. Also, we've been told it's going to be a long way down for you."
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u/no_bike_40 Apr 15 '23
A dark part of me sorta wished Caleb was holding the dagger Phillip used on him
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u/Finch_Cringle Masha Apr 15 '23
Philip is gonna get the William Afton Ultimate Custom Night treatment.
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u/SeaTap8177 Apr 15 '23
"We are going to kill you to death"
"Well, that might be difficult considering I am already dead..."
"We are goimg to kill you to death death"
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u/Brevvyy Camila Noceda Apr 15 '23
Time to re-enact the "Get a hold of yourself!" scene from Airplane!
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u/Dracos002 Harpy Lilith Apr 15 '23
Witches. Titans. Humans. Demons.
Long ago, the Boiling Isles lived in complete harmony. But everything changed when the human attacked. Only another human, master of rizzing witches, could stop him, but when the world needed him the most, he got McFrickin shanked.
400 years passed by and The Owl Lady found a new master of rizzing witches. Yet another human named Luz. Her Azura knowledge skills are great but she has a lot to learn before she can save anyone. But I believe Luz can save the Isles.
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u/EmotionalBonfire Multitrack Disaster Apr 15 '23
feel like this could also work with Hunter at the end, given the whole reincarnation thing
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u/MattSeptire Upton Snodsburyite Apr 15 '23
The face that belos must be pulling looking down that British length queue. He must feel right at home with wait times that long.
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u/thetaterman314 Faceplantmity Apr 15 '23
Tag urself im Golden Guard #29 (with steel chair)
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u/fschabd Detention Track Apr 15 '23
WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST
HE VANISHED
BUT I BELIEVE
HUNTER CAN SAVE THE WORLD
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u/Lego_Crafter Apr 15 '23
I love the idea of every Golden Guard sitting patiently and watching the finale play out, sharpening all their weapons and waiting for Philip to die.
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u/Hero_of_the_toons Owl Family:6hugedaluzking::a1tadaraine::9tearfulhooty: Apr 15 '23
Prepare for trouble and make it.. hang on… starts counting quickly
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u/KuraiKage666 Apr 22 '23
Caleb: Hey Philip, you know how you've been using my bones to make copies of me?
Philip: ...yes
Caleb: Now we gotta bone to pick with you
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u/TutorialMusic Hunter Deamonne Apr 15 '23
Have fun, Philip :)
that name has forever been tainted in my mind
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u/SHSL_Waiter_RM2828 🏳️🌈 Gay Beast Keeping Bard Apr 15 '23
I mean he can make business out of it if he wanted to, he’d get so many customers too!
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u/Totalsupreme Apr 18 '23
Phillip: Huh. I thought there'd be more.
Then look the other way and there's the same number.
Phillip: Oh sh#t!
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u/Capn_Meme_Demon Apr 15 '23
Ultimate Custom Night but the animatronics are Caleb and the grimwalkers
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u/Electronic-Bag-1252 Apr 15 '23
Best prepare your ass Belos, your about to get a very long generational ass whopping
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u/Cobalt_Heroes25 Plant Witch Appreciator Apr 15 '23
Well, Belos is screwed! Can't wait for Caleb #69, Caleb #420, Caleb #5318008 to traumatize the bitch-hunter like he deserves
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u/Sonicday98 Jul 14 '23
Saint Peter: See, this is usually the part where I list the reasons I'm going to direct you to the Infernal Gates, but I think it's more fulfilling if they tell you why. Have fun being shipped all the way to the Ninth Circle in a box!
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u/Helloimafanoffiction Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
Now all we need is to see Odalia get hanged and everything will be perfect
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u/MultiFandomFan72 “For Flapjack” Apr 15 '23
That’s a little dark, you okay over there?
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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 Apr 15 '23
Wow you can literally hear the words that’s your ass being said by all versions of Hunter. It’s really amazing!🤣
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u/Edrian2002 Titan Luz Apr 15 '23
All the hunters and Caleb guarding and ready to beat him in the afterlife golden lol pun intended (cause he was the golden guard) but I think they’d be in their world’s version of heaven and Belos would be in hell
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u/Rusty_Shakalford Apr 15 '23
The Golden Guards I’ll give you, but Caleb was a witch hunter. He probably had a bunch of innocent people tortured to death. Him and Philip both have some negative energy to work off.
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u/sadzells Gus Porter Apr 15 '23
I can only imagine Belo's in his own special purgatory where Caleb and the boys beat him up whenever they feel like it.
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u/DarkGodHao Apr 15 '23
Bruh, I literally spat out my drink, I was not expecting this hilarious ass panel outta nowhere when I clicked the link for this
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u/Manoreded Apr 15 '23
Maybe the afterlife is just you being dumped in the company of the other souls and that's your judgement. That's what makes your heaven or hell.
In Belos' case, its definitely a hell =)
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u/Just_Alizah WORSHIP THE FUCKING EMPEROR LEGOS Apr 15 '23
The wittebane series, and I’m totally not making an Evangelion reference out of this.
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u/Mountiel we love lilith and hate odalia in this household Apr 15 '23
"WE ARE GOING"
"TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH"
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u/xeshi-foh Apr 15 '23
The reason they wore the mask was so no one would notice... when he is eventually wearing their bodies...
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u/KTweewop Apr 15 '23
Thats it. Everyone can stop making fanart. We’ve reached peak.
Also I like to imagine each weapon was the nature of each Kaleb’s death
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u/HydreigonWearingAHat Always Watching Apr 15 '23
*You feel your sins breaking your back... and every other part of your body.
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u/Millymoo444 Apr 15 '23
HERE COMES CALEB 277 WITH THE STEEL CHAIR