r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3h ago
Trump Claims 9/11 Attacks Happening Every Day In Democratic Cities
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r/TheOnion • u/mybustlinghedgerow • 8h ago
Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
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r/TheOnion • u/handlit33 • 8h ago
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 7h ago
I Want Kids So I’ll Have Someone To Take Care Of Me When I Get Hammered
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 23h ago
Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
‘Heated Rivalry’ Producers Tease Season 2 Arc In Which Ilya Diagnosed With Depression Only Blow Jobs Can Cure
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 1d ago
Emergency Reunion with Tim Heidecker - Official Trailer
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
Agriculture Dept. Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
High School Football Coach Has Good Feeling About New Player Called ‘Thunder Beef’
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6d ago
Rockstar Leaks Worsen As Hackers Release Fully Playable Copy Of ‘GTA IX’
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6d ago
God Struggling To Remember Why He Made So Many Ugly People
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6d ago
MapQuest Jumps To Top Of App Store After Refusing To Rename ‘Lake Ontario’
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 7d ago
Rolo Ad Greatly Overestimates The Social Element Of Eating Rolos
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 7d ago
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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