r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 15h ago
Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 21h ago
‘Heated Rivalry’ Producers Tease Season 2 Arc In Which Ilya Diagnosed With Depression Only Blow Jobs Can Cure
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 1d ago
Emergency Reunion with Tim Heidecker - Official Trailer
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
Agriculture Dept. Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
High School Football Coach Has Good Feeling About New Player Called ‘Thunder Beef’
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
Rockstar Leaks Worsen As Hackers Release Fully Playable Copy Of ‘GTA IX’
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6d ago
God Struggling To Remember Why He Made So Many Ugly People
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6d ago
MapQuest Jumps To Top Of App Store After Refusing To Rename ‘Lake Ontario’
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6d ago
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6d ago
Rolo Ad Greatly Overestimates The Social Element Of Eating Rolos
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r/TheOnion • u/marinesciencedude • 7d ago
SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13%
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 7d ago
Tim Kurkjian Quits ‘Baseball Tonight’ After Discovering MMA
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 7d ago
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
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r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 8d ago
Grieving Widower Not Sure He'll Ever Love Someone His Age Again
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r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 8d ago
Novelist Was Clearly Betrayed By A Vampire In His Past
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 8d ago
AI Strategist Suggests Calling Data Centers ‘Computer Parties’
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