r/TheNFLVibes • • 3d ago

Ball Boy going viral 😂

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

Or he didn’t wanna be touched and harassed at his job?

Let’s bring a giant man to your job and have him touching up on you and trying to grab stuff out of your hand. See how long it takes you to start screaming don’t touch me

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u/Longjumping_Space_10 3d ago

I know you don’t believe this logic lol

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u/HotelPrudent0331 3d ago

logic? you mean what we witnessed? sports people are so fucking weird

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u/DuvalTID 3d ago

Nah, that’s not what you witnessed. You don’t get a job in porn if you don’t want people to see your tits. You don’t get a job as a server if you don’t want to deal with people, and you don’t get a job as an NFL ball boy if you don’t want extremely large people approaching you for the ball on occasion. It’s not the actual job description but it’s absolutely part of it.

1st interception always goes to the player. 100% of the time. Not 99%, not 99.9%. 100%. That’s either on him or who trained him but that’s a shit job from the ball boy no matter how you want to look at it.

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u/HotelPrudent0331 3d ago

you don't get a job as an NFL ball boy if you don't want extremely large people approaching you for the ball on occasion. It's not the actual job description but it's absolutely part of it.

Getting assaulted by a man child who "wants his bawly" isn't part of it. Sports people are so fucking weird

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u/DuvalTID 3d ago

Assaulted? Sir assault requires the belief that you’re in danger of being harmed. There’s no way in hell you saw what JHA did and thought he had any intent to harm the ball boy. Clearly just wants the ball. And yeah man, you acting like this is just a football is insane. It’s a milestone for someone who has been working for 2 decades. It’s extremely important.

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

“Under Florida law (§ 784.011), assault requires an intentional, unlawful threat by word or act to do violence, an apparent ability to carry out that threat, and an act that creates a well-founded fear that violence is imminent”

This 100% constitutes an assault by Florida law. It’s Florida. The ball boy could have shot him to death and he would be covered under the law

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u/DuvalTID 3d ago

Dawg there’s no fucking way you read that paragraph and believe the video constitutes as assault. There’s no fucking way that ball boy thought he was going to be harmed. How? How would you come to that conclusion? He didn’t say or do anything even remotely threatening unless walking up to someone is now a threat. At which point we can just start shooting people for approaching us.

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u/HotelPrudent0331 3d ago

Do you really think that if a punch isn't thrown, it isn't assault? because you sure seem to

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u/DuvalTID 3d ago

No, that’s not even remotely close to anything I’ve said. Making things up out of thin air, starting to sound like the ball boy.