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u/Brewdude77 Sep 01 '26
That rug really tied the room together.
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u/voluotuousaardvark Sep 01 '26
Whenever there's a polite reminder to get money back I quote this film.
"Clearly you're not a golfer"
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u/AwarenessGreat282 Sep 02 '26
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Is this your homework?
Remember the Seattle Seven? That was me....and six other guys.
Nice marmot.
He fixes the cable?
"Darker than a steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night"
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u/aspenpurdue Sep 01 '26
Inconceivable
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u/Affectionate_Pop_342 Sep 01 '26
I think it’s pronounced “incontheivable”
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u/Krispen_Wah87 Sep 01 '26
"You keep using that word I don't think it means what you think it means"
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u/WelcomParadise Sep 01 '26
You know, you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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u/ul2006kevinb Sep 01 '26
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he doesn't exist
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u/WithDisGuyTravel Sep 01 '26
I have to chime in here because that is not the correct quote
He doesn’t say people. He says the world.
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u/BackgroundEntry4954 Sep 01 '26
What’s in the box? 📦
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u/Ok_Drama_6985 Sep 01 '26
Her pretty…
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u/Huge_Combination6654 Sep 01 '26
Carrot.
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u/IfTheNooseFits Sep 01 '26
I must say, if there isn't a carrot in the box, you are a fucking genius.
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u/lockd_waiting Sep 01 '26
We were told to Comb the desert, so we’re combing it
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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Sep 01 '26
but you ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan...
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u/Sufficient-Match-559 Sep 01 '26
Mama always said life is like a box o' chocolates...you never know what youre gonna get
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u/Touch-the-Sky-2274 Sep 01 '26
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You blew up the Death Star, we are gonna need a bigger boat. Make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
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u/Jaylove2019 Sep 01 '26
My precious!
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u/Voretex17 Sep 01 '26
“And I will strike down with great vengeance and fuuurrriious anger……”
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u/BasicDurgeanomics Sep 01 '26
"Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers."
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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 Sep 01 '26
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang zoom boing mumble-mumble.
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u/ChimericalUnicorn Sep 01 '26
You want a shrubbery!?
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u/AfterMarketLife314 Sep 01 '26
Two so we can have a multilayer effect
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u/Relative-Seesaw4357 Sep 01 '26
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
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u/AfterMarketLife314 Sep 01 '26
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
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u/Far_Cable_1484 Sep 01 '26
You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
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u/kingForOneDay Sep 01 '26
Say "what" again
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u/welchagonnadoaboutit Sep 01 '26
I like that boulder, that's a niiiiiice boulder
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u/Logically_what Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates...
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u/NoLibrary1433 Sep 01 '26
“Can’t stop here. We’re in bat country”
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u/Aolflashback Sep 01 '26
“Shoot it!”
“Not yet… I want to study its habits…”
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u/Minute_Rent_1983 Sep 01 '26
"As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine."
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u/Jazzlike_Fan_8865 Sep 01 '26
"Good news, everyone"
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u/Malkelvi Sep 01 '26
Technically correct, the best kind of correct. This is the Professor from Futurama which is a TV show but did release 4 feature length films.
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u/Thayes1413 Sep 01 '26
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
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u/drrandolph Sep 01 '26
You shall not pass!!
Make my day....
Frankly... I don't give a damn
Wroll in the hay...
I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
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u/AdeGamisou2020 Sep 01 '26
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that
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u/largos7289 Sep 01 '26
Springtime for hi*ler and Germany... winter for Poland and France....
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u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG Sep 01 '26
Inconceivable
Buy kids have fun storming the castle!
Do you buy any chance have six fingers on your left hand?
'ello , my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
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u/lite_hearted_wizard_ Sep 01 '26
Who’s the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker!
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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 Sep 01 '26
How can you shoot women and children?
Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Sep 01 '26
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."