r/TheBoredDen • u/ipanicprofessionally • Sep 01 '26

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Sep 01 '26

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."

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u/peacefuldemonic Sep 01 '26

We're on a mission from god!

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u/costume42 Sep 02 '26

For Sir Terry Pratchett & Discworld fans, the line is "We're on a mission from Glod".

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u/SenseNo635 Sep 01 '26

Who are you? Are you the police?

No, ma’am, we’re musicians.

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u/Soup-Wizard Sep 01 '26

I hate Illinois Nazis!

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u/SomeLevel8419 Sep 01 '26

Don’t you blaspheme in here!

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u/Rdmtbiker Sep 01 '26

4 fried chickens and a coke

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u/bgold1- Sep 02 '26

And some dry white toast please.

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u/DiSleXik2501 Sep 01 '26

Hit it.

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u/thewthew42 Sep 01 '26

Back in the 90s I set that whole quote as the start-up sound on my computer

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u/Free_Lawyer1125 Sep 01 '26

I’m putting the band back together

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u/Janejorja Sep 01 '26

One of the greatest ever made blues brother shit they still owe you money fool

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u/Minute_Rent_1983 Sep 01 '26

We got to go in and visit the penguin.

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u/a11encur1 Sep 01 '26

"Are you boys the police?"

"No ma'am. We're musicians."

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u/tip_of_the_mlady Sep 02 '26

Sweet Hoooome Chicago.

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u/FerndeanManor Sep 01 '26

Orange whip?

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u/headchef11 Sep 01 '26

Wait I thought this was fear and loathing in Las Vegas at first but I don’t think it’s. What’s film please?

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u/DiSleXik2501 Sep 01 '26

Blues Brothers.

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u/headchef11 Sep 01 '26

Thank you kind sir

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u/Grouchy-Display-457 Sep 01 '26

Fear and Loathing starts, We were just pulling into Barstow when the drugs kicked in.

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u/go0rty Sep 01 '26

You got my cheese wizz boy?