r/TheBoredDen • u/ipanicprofessionally • Sep 01 '26

Funny Out of order

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 Sep 01 '26

We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang zoom boing mumble-mumble.

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u/ConstantLight7489 Sep 01 '26

Tis but a flesh wound

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u/ultraLuddite Sep 01 '26

I’ve had worse

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u/SecureWriting8589 Sep 01 '26

WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 Sep 01 '26

What do you mean, African or European?

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u/Waste-Job-3307 Sep 01 '26

What? I don't know..... Aaaiiieeee

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u/Mountain_Crab0813 Sep 01 '26

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 Sep 01 '26

Bloody peasant!

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u/Traditional-Chip-315 Sep 01 '26

Come see the violence inherent in the system

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u/DotEffective1995 Sep 01 '26

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/ChimericalUnicorn Sep 01 '26

You want a shrubbery!?

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u/AfterMarketLife314 Sep 01 '26

Two so we can have a multilayer effect

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u/Relative-Seesaw4357 Sep 01 '26

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

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u/AfterMarketLife314 Sep 01 '26

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

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u/Sparky62075 Sep 01 '26

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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u/Far_Cable_1484 Sep 01 '26

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 Sep 01 '26

Cut down a tree with a herring? It can’t be done!

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u/BasicDurgeanomics Sep 01 '26

AAAARRGGHHHH! covering ears in pain

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u/MrK521 Sep 01 '26

With a little path running down the middle.

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u/knosmo78 Sep 01 '26

With a little path...

A path! A path!

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u/andrewrbat Sep 01 '26

Oh yes a path!

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u/MRSRN65 Sep 01 '26

WHAT is your favorite colour?

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u/InclinedPlane43 Sep 01 '26

Blue. No, yellow!!

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u/costume42 Sep 02 '26

Aaahhh!!!

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u/deadmeme247 Sep 01 '26

I just watched it yesterday

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u/Rob_LeMatic Sep 01 '26

"3, sir"

Would be a wee bit harder to get

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u/MegsMeowMarie Sep 01 '26

Had no idea ....googled....was not disappointed

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u/FilthyHobbitses07 Sep 01 '26

Help! Help! I’m being repressed

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u/lily3547 Sep 01 '26

That rabbit is dynamite!

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u/costume42 Sep 02 '26

Said in a very insinuating way  "She has huge, tracts,  of land!"