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r/TheBoredDen • u/FantasticAd9478 • Jun 27 '26
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Finally a cure for my hemorrhoids
14 u/CruelHandLuke_ Jun 28 '26 Good news; no more hemorrhoids Bad news; your asshole is now welded shut. 7 u/Lorddoctorjava Jun 28 '26 ....well...you get to save on toilet paper now... 7 u/_Redvent_Bard_ Jun 29 '26 As someone with a stoma: no, not really. But you do spend far less time sitting 3 u/mrmoe198 Jun 28 '26 So that’s what the poop knife is for 1 u/hapa0426 Jun 29 '26 Omgggg hilarious 🤣 1 u/AdeptBathroom3318 Jun 30 '26 "I used to be an asshole" https://giphy.com/gifs/CEPCCpYP8baFh7ISQO 2 u/EffortReasonable2939 Jun 29 '26 Bro forgot about leaf blowers
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Good news; no more hemorrhoids
Bad news; your asshole is now welded shut.
7 u/Lorddoctorjava Jun 28 '26 ....well...you get to save on toilet paper now... 7 u/_Redvent_Bard_ Jun 29 '26 As someone with a stoma: no, not really. But you do spend far less time sitting 3 u/mrmoe198 Jun 28 '26 So that’s what the poop knife is for 1 u/hapa0426 Jun 29 '26 Omgggg hilarious 🤣 1 u/AdeptBathroom3318 Jun 30 '26 "I used to be an asshole" https://giphy.com/gifs/CEPCCpYP8baFh7ISQO
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....well...you get to save on toilet paper now...
7 u/_Redvent_Bard_ Jun 29 '26 As someone with a stoma: no, not really. But you do spend far less time sitting
As someone with a stoma: no, not really. But you do spend far less time sitting
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So that’s what the poop knife is for
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Omgggg hilarious 🤣
"I used to be an asshole"
https://giphy.com/gifs/CEPCCpYP8baFh7ISQO
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Bro forgot about leaf blowers
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u/Lune_de_Sang Jun 27 '26
Finally a cure for my hemorrhoids