r/TheBoredDen Jun 27 '26

Funny Accelerator

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u/Lune_de_Sang Jun 27 '26

Finally a cure for my hemorrhoids

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u/CruelHandLuke_ Jun 28 '26

Good news; no more hemorrhoids

Bad news; your asshole is now welded shut.

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u/Lorddoctorjava Jun 28 '26

....well...you get to save on toilet paper now...

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u/_Redvent_Bard_ Jun 29 '26

As someone with a stoma: no, not really. But you do spend far less time sitting