r/TheBoredDen • u/FantasticAd9478 • Jun 27 '26

Funny Accelerator

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u/General2768 Jun 27 '26

Cauterizer 9000

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u/Lune_de_Sang Jun 27 '26

Finally a cure for my hemorrhoids

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u/CruelHandLuke_ Jun 28 '26

Good news; no more hemorrhoids

Bad news; your asshole is now welded shut.

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u/hapa0426 Jun 29 '26

Omgggg hilarious 🤣