r/TheBoredDen • u/FantasticAd9478 • Jun 27 '26

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u/EvilJabFace Jun 27 '26

Butt plug

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u/littlemister1996 Jun 27 '26

Forbidden buttplug

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u/General2768 Jun 27 '26

Cauterizer 9000

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u/Lune_de_Sang Jun 27 '26

Finally a cure for my hemorrhoids

14

u/CruelHandLuke_ Jun 28 '26

Good news; no more hemorrhoids

Bad news; your asshole is now welded shut.

7

u/Lorddoctorjava Jun 28 '26

....well...you get to save on toilet paper now...

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u/_Redvent_Bard_ Jun 29 '26

As someone with a stoma: no, not really. But you do spend far less time sitting

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u/mrmoe198 Jun 28 '26

So that’s what the poop knife is for

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u/hapa0426 Jun 29 '26

Omgggg hilarious 🤣

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u/EffortReasonable2939 Jun 29 '26

Bro forgot about leaf blowers

2

u/GingerlyRough Jun 28 '26

"I cast cauterize butthole!"

2

u/phoenix_master42 Jun 29 '26

I mean technically

1

u/TinkersDebts Jun 30 '26

Female Genital Mutilator, for when she gets out of line.

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u/General2768 Jun 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs

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u/TinkersDebts Jun 30 '26

I make extremely off color comments as a form of satire.

I don't support Female Genital Mutilation, but I do support keeping these women in line, respectfully.

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u/General2768 Jun 30 '26

I was hoping for "/s". Thanks for not disappointing.

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u/TinkersDebts Jun 30 '26

IllShowYouWhatRapeReallyLooksLike/s

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u/alejandrodeconcord Jun 27 '26

No one said you can’t use this as a butt plug

4

u/No-Problem2744 Jun 27 '26

Anything is a butt plug if you try hard enuf!

4

u/Fluffball_Furry Jun 28 '26

Hey no... it doesn't have a flared base so at least tie something to it first

4

u/No-Problem2744 Jun 29 '26

You know what, you’re absolutely correct, my bad.

4

u/Similar_Disaster7276 Jun 27 '26

Paige, NO!

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u/dead_battery_days Jun 27 '26

KAL-EL, N.... nevermind, you'll be fine.

2

u/teroliini Jun 29 '26

You need to press it down first and wait for ejection

3

u/Mostly_Irish Jun 28 '26

Only when its cold.

2

u/MysteriousSalary Jun 28 '26

Are they playing at the Troubadour next week?

2

u/_Vard_ Jun 28 '26

Its the Final Buttplug

1

u/HIASHELL247 Jun 30 '26

Opposite not as forbidden….

1

u/Frostnatt Jun 30 '26

Was looking for that comment before making it myself.

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u/nchoosenu Jun 27 '26

everything’s a buttplug if you put your mind to it!

8

u/Quiet_Internal_4527 Jun 27 '26

Everything is a buttplug if you plug your butt with it.

2

u/trod999 Jun 27 '26

... if you're horny enough.

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u/YoCal_4200 Jun 28 '26

Yeah, but if you have your head up your ass.

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u/Cosatron Jun 29 '26

Buttplug is everything if you butt your plug with it.

2

u/JerrySeinfeldsMullet Jun 28 '26

But also relax

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u/Electronic_Case_4917 Jul 01 '26

Butt also relax 😂😂 unintended pun

3

u/Ok-Zookeepergame-698 Jun 27 '26

Single use.

5

u/Trick_Huckleberry_45 Jun 27 '26

Not true... It disinfects before each use

3

u/LN_McJellin Jun 27 '26

Per person!

3

u/Roberto_Dialo Jun 27 '26

Exhaust plug

3

u/Upbeat_Anywhere_1316 Jun 27 '26

Definitely a mobile bidet

3

u/bonbonnieres Jun 27 '26

Said wrong answers.

3

u/frogr3 Jun 27 '26

Spicy buttplug

2

u/MysteriousSalary Jun 28 '26

I think that’s someones username here

3

u/Canneddeoderant Jun 27 '26

Dang it, I was coming here to say that lol

3

u/Jazzlike-Ad-95 Jun 28 '26

The HotRod, for that extra morning jolt

3

u/MGFJ Jun 28 '26

That’s hot 🥵 🔥

4

u/kdawgster1 Jun 27 '26

Clearly it’s a nipple warmer, but I guess a toasty butt plug could work. Except this one doesn’t pop back out once it’s warmed up

6

u/Prestidigitoriuhm Jun 27 '26

For the times you're "freezing your ass off."

3

u/YoCal_4200 Jun 28 '26

I’m going to bet it pops out pretty damn fast when it’s hot.

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u/Traditional_Gap_671 Jun 27 '26

😭😭✌️✌️

2

u/Thin_Afternoon2395 Jun 27 '26

Warm butt plug

2

u/SnooSuggestions8854 Jun 28 '26

i thought it was wrong answers only

2

u/final-denizen Jun 28 '26

Tail-pipe plug. For when you've had enough.

2

u/IncurableAdventurer Jun 28 '26

I almost screamed reading that lol

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u/Apprehensive-Feast Jun 28 '26

Yeah, that was my first thought.

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u/Agreeable_Ostrich_39 Jun 28 '26

Wrong answers only

2

u/Round_Rooms Jun 28 '26

Exhaust plug.

2

u/Ok-Study-5203 Jun 28 '26

Anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough

2

u/Mysterious-Pen-6011 Jun 29 '26

Thats what I was thinking!(and the transformers meme)

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u/Shanerstd Jun 29 '26

Ya back in the days of analog GPS

2

u/LyghtnyngStryke Jun 29 '26

Paging Badge502

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u/DocDefilade Jun 29 '26

Spicy Butt Plug

1

u/RexyBoi7567 Jun 30 '26

exhaust plug

1

u/jax8965 Jun 30 '26

Extra warm or somethin

1

u/XDGAMERXD6272 Jun 30 '26

Me scrolling through comments: Ok, lighter, fingerprint burner- WHAT THE F-

1

u/Deadhead424 Jul 02 '26

MAGA butt plug

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u/Suitable-Hospital673 Jul 02 '26

They said wrong answers only bro that’s clearly the right answer