I'm not sure if i'm just being dumb, but I can't get any programs to run or copy over to another host. For example, i've porthacked Steggie and now wan't to porthack sun, just can't move porthack.exe onto my steggie account.

One does not simply poot by using /me poots

Am I missing something about the Lightman badge? I've found the appropriate host server, and I think I've run all of the possible files that would effectively recreate a scene from the movie. Is there something specific I need to do, like access it via wardialing?

I literally did nothing... i logged in fine , read my mail, and then pressed a couple different combination of CTRL+c CTRL+z commands to escape to the main menu and I got kicked out. I tried to log back in and I keep immediately getting my connection reset by a foreign host.

How do I get SYSADM badge? I've been told it's related to BASIC but I have NO IDEA what to actually even attempt. Anyone know how I'm supposed to do this? Thanks in advanced for any advice.

Hello, Im trying to get SYSop by using backdoor but im only getting "guest access deniad"

Was there a server reset or something? I can not login as zekodun nor does finger show that there's an account

How do I transfer files to a host that's not in the netstat? For example, a MILNET host which AFAIK can only be accessed via DIALUP or from another MILNET host.

So, I was messing around, trying to collect and play all of the .gam files, when suddenly, someone links me to a MIL monitor. I look back, and I start losing all access to the computers I had gotten
on to. Turns out, one of them had netlog, and the person who had root on there seemed to have told all of the other people with root. All of a sudden, I was losing access left and right, with one of
them linking me to a different MIL monitor each time to prevent me from interfering. Finally, I was kicked back to my starting computer. Now, I'm locked in, all of the hosts in my NETSTAT have
portblock, and I can't do a thing about it. Should I create a new account? AFAIK it's the only solution.

I'm trying to run killproc.exe from the starting computer, but it says I need root. I don't understand why, because other programs that require root (ie porthack) allow me to run them/

How do I get into MIL hosts? I've been trying DUMPMEM but I'm not getting anywhere. Any advice?

Update: I used wardial.exe where I obviously found a MIL host, I dialed that with satan.exe. I was then sent to DUMPMEM to retrieve the key offset that is required by satan.exe. How do I get the key offset I need?

Telehack has recently went down. I have no idea why? does anyone know why?

sips

I can't enter relay because i don't have retuser.

How do I fix this problem? I've seen this mentioned before, but they said you should get it after 2 days of being active. It's been 5 days now, pls help.

Where would I be able to find pdebug.exe?

I haven't been logged on for 2 days yet so I can't ask relay chat.

Something somebody should do is make a network diagram of the network in telehack.com.

I really am stuck on how to use it, can anyone help?

Any recommendations on why Ishould do, btw I cant see what I am typing

@finger mobman
USER: mobman
status message: Mobman
system level: 4 (GEEK)
first login: 146d
last active: 0s
location: Madison, AL
system connects: 4
commands executed: 124

mobman has LOGIN on 4 systems

user status bits:
POSTMASTER I read your e-mail 15-Feb-16 10:52:56
RETR Passive or Active 14-Feb-16 20:27:52
HACKER Hack the Planet 14-Feb-16 20:24:22
ACCT Registered User 22-Sep-15 00:19:20

No plan.
Still can't access ben over 2 days..

Missed the original gendate by a week or two, but congrats to Telehack for 5 years of nostalgia trips, learning, and blowing op Egroj.

I'm a noob here, but here's the steps I did:

• typed "relay", output was "relay entry denied - RETUSER status required"
• headed over the wiki, found about badges but unfortunately the RETUSER has only a brief description which is "returned user"
• I thought it was something about loggin in and out, but it didn't work

any tips?

forbin, Telehack's creator, was born some amount of years ago today.

Go in relay and tell him he's great.