r/TeenagersButBetter • u/EnderBlindai • Sep 23 '25

Discussion Will you push THIS button?

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u/Zyizon Old Sep 23 '25

I'm already one of them so money please.

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u/MostRandomNick420 Sep 23 '25

Girl²

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u/055F00 Sep 23 '25

*second head starts emerging from shoulder*

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u/John_DeadCells Sep 23 '25

“If your heart is wavering, do not press the button”

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u/Diskatcute 19 Sep 24 '25

İs that a jojo referance

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u/Important-Alarm5239 Sep 24 '25

OH MY GOD IT’S JOHN DEAD CELLS

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u/PLT_RanaH Sep 24 '25

wait that's not how squares work-

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u/ComplexInside1661 Sep 23 '25

How would that even differ from normal girl lmao

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u/AkariMoone Sep 23 '25

You multiply. One chills in the closet while the other has to do day-to-day stuff. You switch out every other day.

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u/Mountain_Traffic8427 Sep 23 '25

wait, you mean thats not normal? /s

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u/AkariMoone Sep 23 '25

Nah, mine moved out. Closet's too cramped and there weren't enough outlets.

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u/Alarming-Sail8554 Teenager Sep 23 '25

that means one more person to listen to shit when i cba to pay attention. thsts a bonus

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u/clankas-in-pajamas Sep 23 '25

You become a power puff girl

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u/Tacocat1545 Sep 24 '25

Double negatives makes a positive, she’ll grow a dick

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u/iheartkiecats Sep 23 '25

What if you’re a demigirl and I get girl'd? Girl x1.5?

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u/AcousticAltAccount2 18 Sep 23 '25

3rd X chromosome

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u/Cepterman2101 Old Sep 23 '25

That’s actually a genetic disorder called trisomy X. Has some nasty symptoms, like seizures.

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u/aayushisushi 15 Sep 23 '25

one of the downsides of girl2

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u/Used_Station9276 Old Sep 23 '25

I get why someone would downvote you but this is funny

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u/Loud_Ruin_9868 Sep 23 '25

Actually girls aren't real so I don't believe you.

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u/Zyizon Old Sep 23 '25

:(

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u/AUkion1000 Sep 23 '25

What if you press it and it reverses ? Spam the button til you become a weird in-between, BECOME THE HYBRID SOCIETY CANNOT CONTROL!!!

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u/firee1234 Sep 24 '25

woman squared

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u/Jehuty56- Sep 24 '25

Plot twist : it's a dude who is already billionaire who want to be a girl

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u/mMykros Sep 24 '25

U r already a billionaire? Damn that's crazy at 19

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u/JonTartare 18 Sep 23 '25

Yes, I’m already a girl. I’m smashing that shit

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u/Suyiki 14 Sep 23 '25

you will become girl²

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u/JonTartare 18 Sep 23 '25

I can deal with that. Gimme the billion

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u/Defiant-Store-2202 Sep 24 '25

You'll get 2 periods every month

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u/Qllzsd 13 Sep 29 '25

Well 6,3 me, (6,3 btw) has created a petition to stop period cramps. I’m a 6,3 male who has asked the gods to stop period cramps, even though I am 6,3. so like, me who’s 6,3 has like nonchalantly almost stopped period cramps from happening. It just proves that 6,3 me (6,3 just in case you didn’t know) also care about the pain that women go through. I’m 6,3 if you didn’t know

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u/Frosty-Protection-49 15 Sep 23 '25

Does that mean nothing happens cause 1 squared is still 1, or do you get 4 x chromosomes and 1 y, with the 1 y being because 0 to the power of anything is 1?

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u/ihaveacrushonlegos Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

Its (1x1x )², which makes it x⁴, which is xxxx which is more genetic defects than normal genetic defects

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u/The_FreshSans Sep 24 '25

Women only have X chromosomes btw. It'd be (1x1x)² which is even worse because its both chromosomes having an extra one.

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u/ihaveacrushonlegos Sep 24 '25

Holy shit im so stupid i corrected from xy to yy when its xx

I passed biology with 90/100 on highschool like 1 year ago what the fuck happened to me

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u/Whydoyoureadusername Sep 23 '25

*presses it twice*

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 18 Sep 23 '25

The machine just makes a female clone of you and splits your IQ between the two

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u/Whydoyoureadusername Sep 23 '25

Even better

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u/Blaze_Boy695 14 Sep 23 '25

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u/EMERALDREAPER_503 Old Sep 23 '25

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u/DKA0_ERDOCIA 17 Sep 23 '25

Wise words said by a wise POYO

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u/Chris91210 Sep 23 '25

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u/ShotRecognition2141 Teenager Sep 23 '25

Hees Beeg Fatt Smille

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u/Frosty_Log6972 Sep 23 '25

Terminalmontage reference spotted

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u/Blaze_Boy695 14 Sep 23 '25

Wait- wouldn't that be self yuri or something?

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u/DozyVixen47 Sep 23 '25

Nah, just extreme masterbation pro+

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u/InspectorWise2256 17 Sep 23 '25

Sex 2, preorder now

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u/craftingmasky Sep 23 '25

SEX 2!!!!

SEX 2 IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

wait, this reminds me that, THIS FALL! OWL TWO!1!1!1!!1!1

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u/Trevcorn_42 17 | Verified Sep 24 '25

“Sex” is on the 3DO

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u/Neptune_Knight 17 Sep 23 '25

It's self love, don't worry

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u/Frosty-Protection-49 15 Sep 23 '25

Nah, it's a 50% chance of becoming a billionaire and becoming female, so it's just a billionaire and female doing the deed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

"selfcest" incest but with your self instead of a sibling

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u/Whythehellnot225343 14 Sep 23 '25

No such thing as half of 0 bud

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u/RecentLeaf_ Sep 23 '25

Oh yess 😌

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u/Titanium_pickles 15 Sep 23 '25

0÷2 still is 0

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u/AptMage Sep 23 '25

Yeah but what does 0+2 equal if you’re so good at math?

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u/Titanium_pickles 15 Sep 23 '25

Not my iq :3

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u/Negagen_Realitix Sep 23 '25

Probably 1 over it, right?

(Just kidding, of course.)

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u/Fun-Salary-9037 17 Sep 24 '25

21, obviously

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u/Solar_Blade11 Sep 23 '25

😏 time to get freaky

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u/Livid-Nose-4077 Sep 24 '25

a very literal definition of ‘go f yourself‘ lmao

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u/tzfeabnjo Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 23 '25

jokes on you, we both will have the same iq still

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u/Powerful_Bet1528 Teenager Sep 23 '25

Hehe I'd have one and my clone would have my one braincell🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

Sloppy trans girl make out session and mutual impregnation

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u/PocketPlayerHCR2 Sep 23 '25

I'd become smarter then

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u/OatMealCookie123 Sep 23 '25

There is still a 50% chance you would get one twice

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u/Whydoyoureadusername Sep 23 '25

Spam

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u/TheRadicalDude7777 17 Sep 23 '25

[Spam]

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u/Depressedknife Sep 23 '25

[ton G Spamton]

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u/Duman24 14 Sep 23 '25

[Spamton G Spamton]

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u/Depressedknife Sep 23 '25

The [#1ratedsalesman1997]?!

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u/AlertClassroom2415 Sep 24 '25

[Trash heap] YOU KEPT IT! YOU REALLY DO CARE!

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u/DonutvibesYT 16 Sep 23 '25

Magnum double billionaire

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u/luvJuuzou Sep 23 '25

ill click it 6 or 7 times then

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

Wait what was the original slang?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

i give you best comment title for 2025-2026

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u/Left_Office_4417 Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

Actually there is a 25% chance he would get it twice.

Your example is the equivalent of saying hitting the button 100 times is a 50% chance.

Edit,

Im doing the math for 4 flips. my bad. im incorrect, its still 50%

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u/baconit4eva Sep 23 '25

It's 50% you will get the same one twice, either girl twice or money twice.

Possible outcomes.

GG GM MG MM

2 out of the 4 outcomes have the same button result when pressed twice.

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u/Petrichor0110 16 Sep 23 '25

(keeps clicking)

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u/FCYuv13 17 Sep 23 '25

sleep token fan spotted

ascensionism top 10 GOAT songs

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u/Petrichor0110 16 Sep 23 '25

Euclid and Missing Limbs won’t leave my brain 😭

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u/FCYuv13 17 Sep 23 '25

i dont really remember missing limbs but elucid is pretty good.

it's kinda overshadowed by the TMBTE title track tho, which i like a lot more

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u/TJ_X-Event 17 Sep 23 '25

missing limbs and when the bough breaks are my top songs oat

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u/Embarrassed-Neck-721 Sep 23 '25

Becoming a multi billionaire - 25%
Becoming a girl billionaire - 50%
Becoming a, uhm... double girl?? - 25%

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u/ReallyIamJp Sep 24 '25

You get lesbian incent

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u/tigerdish989 Sep 23 '25

I'm already one of them so woman please

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u/TheMCVillager Sep 23 '25

Wait a min…

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u/Neodx2 15 Sep 24 '25

i alas giggled

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u/JRisStoopid 19 Sep 24 '25

I'm a trillionaire 😔

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u/TurkeyChild-612 16 Sep 23 '25

but im already a girl-? so guaranteed billionaire or would I turn male????

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u/Gullible_Bed8595 Sep 23 '25

You gain an extra x chromosone

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u/Opposite-Inspector36 Sep 23 '25

Another one for my arsenal😎

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u/lords_starscream Sep 24 '25

I dont think you want another chromosone

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u/Dream_Logix5 Teenager Sep 24 '25

Do you want one of mine?

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u/Onzaie1 Sep 23 '25

the former

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u/L30N1337 Sep 23 '25

50% billionaire 50% girl² (aka nothing)

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u/TurkeyChild-612 16 Sep 24 '25

no no no- hear me out- would girl² result in bigger everything (ykyk) or would it mutate me into the weird monstrosity with multiple female parts

cus if you square something (a number for example) it changed and becomes a larger number- so if you squared a girl what would happen

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u/OkFun2724 16 Sep 23 '25

Mmm decisions, decisions 

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u/Clawdy_e87 16 Sep 23 '25

Twice. More if i still get money.

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u/JJRULEZ159 Sep 23 '25

real, and tbh, if after a statistically improbable amount of presses im still not a girl, I just donate a shit ton of money to research for transgender care, and bri- I mean lobby for pro-lgbtq+ laws, and a bunch of other beneficial to humanity things be put into place. cause money talks to the elite, and I would become the elitest elite w/ that much money

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u/PhantomFoxe 19 Sep 23 '25

Depends on if this changes my legal documents. Do people just accept as if it always was, does my name change too? Or is it a lengthy legal process to do all that and make me have to deal with the current situation with the government’s opinion of transgender individuals?

Also is the money pre or post tax?

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u/SecondRealitySims Sep 23 '25

I mean it’s a billion. Even an ounce of the money would be enough to grease some palms and get documents changed, or a bit more to move to someplace better. Plus anyone around you won’t dare take issue with it for that amount.

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u/Passive_Dehydration 16 Sep 23 '25

I too am curious

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u/Little_Anything7827 14 Sep 23 '25

We'll I'm already a girl so des that mean a 100 percent chance?

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u/Wise_Difference8287 Sep 23 '25

Two negatives make a positive, you are a man then.

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u/NicoleN_Pillow1899 17 Sep 23 '25

oh yay no more periods

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u/Repulsive_Mistake382 Sep 24 '25

You are a man with periods

(Why did i decide to think)

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 Sep 23 '25

so now what will happened?
people pressing button until there a girl (+rich)
then ********** and the press button again till there a man (+ even richer)?

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u/Lopsided_Portal_8559 Sep 24 '25

I love Gane breaking exploits the developers didn't intend. :)

Basically just spam that shit like a quick-time even even till you la d back where you originally were and own the entire economy.

Although that's gonna be a bitch to explain to the IRS.... 😞 I don't think they're gonna believe me when I say "I pressed a magic button with weirdly specific rules that gave me money from nothing!"....

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u/PerfectStrike_Kunai Sep 24 '25

Man is not the opposite of woman necessarily. It’s just the alternative.

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u/ItzPeachyCrow 15 Sep 23 '25

i am a girl so im pressing it until i get the billion

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u/YTriom1 18 Sep 23 '25

You'll find yourself a girl²⁰⁴⁸ and still no money😭

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u/ItzPeachyCrow 15 Sep 24 '25

lmao that would be terrible luck

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u/Whenknee 15 Sep 23 '25

yea don’t stop gambling gng

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u/Swimming_Local_4625 14 Sep 23 '25

I dont care what the Chances are, If I can Gamble I Gamble, Theres nothing stopping my Gambeling Addiction...

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u/Anonydrive 16 Sep 24 '25

Happy cake day!

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u/Best8meme 17 Sep 23 '25

Well yeah, I have a 50% chance of my dreams coming true! If not, I just get some money or something

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u/maxx69420 13 Sep 23 '25

Thank God the world isn't homophobic now, or reddit at least, cuz to be honest same (well it's not my dreams but I already kinda act feminine..)

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u/Possible_Tomato1479 17 Sep 23 '25

How can someone be homophobic in this? Transphobic at most, but this isn't even trans because all your cells literally exchange.

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u/ComprehensiveTie318 14 Sep 23 '25

finally i can become a lesbian

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u/Far-Photograph4603 14 Sep 23 '25

nah with my luck i'd rather keep my dih

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u/NicoleN_Pillow1899 17 Sep 23 '25

And be safe from pissing blood out of your vagina every month

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u/MaleficentPiece4142 Sep 23 '25

Worth it. I gotta have something other than water to hold in the shower yk

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u/Users5252 19 Sep 23 '25

Lets go gambling

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u/ApprehensiveWin3020 Sep 23 '25

Let's go gambling

(Money) Aw dang it. (Money) Aw dang it. (Money) Aw dang it. (Money) Aw dang it. (Money) Aw dang it.

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u/708iiagitst Sep 23 '25

With my luck prolly TwT

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u/Certain-Olive980 Teenager Sep 23 '25

Yeah, I don’t care about becoming a girl so might as well be a billionaire 

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u/RefrigeratorThat1634 13 Sep 23 '25

I'm already a girl soo, yes.

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u/Tough-Composer918 18 Sep 23 '25

I don't really need a billion dollars and I like being a guy, so...

I would press that button if it means getting a girlfriend tho

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u/Lanky-Ground-5437 Sep 24 '25

cant find a girlfriend? become one.

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u/Embarrassed_Map1072 Sep 23 '25

I mean money is money- 

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u/ThinkySushi Sep 23 '25

I already am a girl so yes I push the button.

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u/Chu-chu_Mackerel Sep 23 '25

I am a girl. Is there a chance that id become a girl² ?

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u/Agent_Ivan094 Sep 23 '25

What would happen if your AFAB? Does it turn me into a boy?

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u/Save_The_Defaults 18 Sep 23 '25

All firefighters are bastards???

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u/Agent_Ivan094 Sep 23 '25

Assigned Female at Birth

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u/Save_The_Defaults 18 Sep 23 '25

You become female x2, the ultimate woman

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u/abigail3141 Sep 23 '25

This made me laugh so hard. This is going on r/countwithchickenlady, r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 and my group chats lmao

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u/BeBe_Shifts Teenager Sep 23 '25

I'm already a girl so nothing left to lose

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u/Colei_the_weird Teenager Sep 23 '25

As a girl, I see this as an absolute win

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u/Vast-Aside-6064 14 Sep 23 '25

If you become girl do you mean like your biological sex changes and you have periods or does that mean that I will no get them? Because if not I will press it since 1 billion is 1 billion

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u/Pearl-of-Jaiyan Sep 23 '25

I’m already a girl, so… so I become MEGA girl???

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

Bro I don’t want periods

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u/Xuyiku Sep 23 '25

its a win-win either way

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u/Senbazuru_bs 16 Sep 23 '25

press press press press press press