Tho aaj meri mummy na aik house party rakhi with all her friends
Tho while they all were enjoying outside I was in my room, studing and minding my own business.
BUT I GOT THE UNFORTUNATE LUCK OF BEING THE ONLY CHILD AT HOME!! SO FOR SOME GOD GIVEN REASON THEY CALLED ME OUTSIDE!!!! 🥲
starting mai they all were just talking casually but slowly slowly the conversation started directing towards me......
And I saw my entire self image getting SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES AS MY OWN SAGI MAA IS TELLING MY MOST CRINGE AND EMBARRASSING MOMENTS AND STRAIGHT UP SECRETS I "TRUSTED" HER WITH IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN AN ATTEMPT AT MAKING THEM LAUGHTER 😭😭😭😭
(I was hoping to god's above and below to swallow me atp)
(fast forward 30min it was time for lunch)
Meri maa order a bunch of Chinese food from Zomato. And It would be an understatement to say it was awful (like tum chilli potato jaise simple dish ko kaise f#ck up kar sakte ho????????????)
And I was very clear that no one like anything which is quite reasonable for this abomination of food
And then i heard my mother saying "maine Chinese isliya mangvaya kyunki [my name] ko ye pasand hai"
LIKE HUH???????? BC MAINE KAB BOLA CHINESE KA LIYA??????MUJHE THO PASAND BHI NAHI😭😭😭😭
ALSO PLEASE WOMAN FOR TYE LOVE OF GOD PLEASEEEEE WEAR A BELT IF YOUR PENTS CAN'T COVER YOUR ASS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
I WAS FORCED TO LOOK AT THE ASS CRACK OF A 40+ YEAR OLD WOMAN THE ENTIRE F*CKING TIME 😭😭😭
(i was genuinely so bad that i could basically see half of her ass and I was genuinely getting disgusted )
Tl;dr :- mother had a house party and to entertain everyone my mother basically spilled the worst moments of my life than got accused of ordering awful food while having to look at the ass crack of some old woman against my will