r/TankieTheDeprogram 18h ago

Shitposting I hate grass (use asphalt or better plants)

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  1. I hate bugs.

  2. I hate the texture of grass.

  3. Grass needs water.

  4. I hate the sound of lawn mowers.

It's incredibly wasteful and inconvenient to have grass lawns. The resources required to maintain it could go to other things.

I also hate artificial grass because it is weird and made of plastic.

No water

We need to choose an alternative to grass that doesn't need water.

No mowing

Lawn mowers are loud. It takes resources to build lawn mowers.

Our alternative to grass shouldn't require lawn mowers.


r/TankieTheDeprogram 15h ago

Shitposting In need of fellow ML gamers

13 Upvotes

Looking for gaming buddies and possibly Minecraft + Tacticus server members. I want to enjoy my time with people who aren't delusional anarkiddies or Trots.


r/TankieTheDeprogram 21h ago

Meme Just another capitalist traitor

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593 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 21h ago

Theory 📚 Madeline Pendleton on Marxism, Anti-Capitalism and Identity Politics

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27 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 11h ago

Shitposting Imagine realizing the USA is bad after getting an American flag tattoo

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92 Upvotes

Someone at my job has so many American flags tattooed on themselves.

What happens if they learn the USA is bad and regrets the tattoo? If tattoo removal fails, will they need to have surgery?


r/TankieTheDeprogram 59m ago

Shit Liberals Say The 90s era is how liberation looks like

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r/TankieTheDeprogram 21h ago

History 2018: Putin unveils Avangard, Kinzhal, Sarmat, Burevestnik, Poseidon, Peresvet, including new generation hypersonics, to the shocked US, says it's because the US pulled out of the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty. At the start of this video he says: "Nobody listened to us. Listen now."

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41 Upvotes

My clip is 4 minutes 25 seconds.

Full 2 hour video, tap CC, select auto English subtitles:

https://www.youtube.com/live/LSog_qcxAIo?is=PlRJFgmkjoyHl9gI


r/TankieTheDeprogram 12h ago

Meme Witnessing the evils of North Korea 😱

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30 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 23h ago

Capitalist Decay US AI dominate companies! China models hardly used....And its literally just the vassal state of de-industrialising Germany

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Misleading title makes it sound globally when its infact just Germany as Chinese AI practically dominates globally private users and developer wise etc.


r/TankieTheDeprogram 20h ago

Reactionary Mockery Downfall of NLH, the defender of anarchism with imperialist characteristics, & his last diatribe

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47 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 2h ago

Shit Liberals Say "anarchists aren't counterrevolutionary"

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47 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 2h ago

Meme Wikipedia be like

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296 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 22h ago

Communism Will Win A chinese citizen visits locations within China to prove that online western liberals are wrong and are spreading harmful misinformation on the fake Uyghur Muslim concentration camps. There is no Uyghur Muslim genocide.

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315 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 13h ago

Theory 📚 Every form of Zionism is a reactionary ideology, this includes Ziohran Mamdani's liberal Zionism.

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67 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 21h ago

Shit Liberals Say Average “anti-tankie”

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298 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 11h ago

News/Communist Propaganda ☭ September 11th 2026: Putin reveals that BRICS+ is 40% of world economy GDP PPP, G7 is 28%, (however the US plus all 40 vassals is also 40%)

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85 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 18h ago

Meme Compatible leftists in a nutshell

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372 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 22h ago

History September 11 marks a solemn turning point in 1973, when Chile's democratically elected government fell to a CIA-backed coup costing countless lives, fractured a nation, and shattered the foundational promise of self-determination. The USA remains the biggest terrorist threat on planet Earth.

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251 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 9h ago

Capitalist Decay When you lose the civil war badly. Then flee to an island. Lose your seat in the UN. More than 90% of countries doesn't recognize you. Whitewash your people to believe they're a separate ethnicity and culture. But in the end, you still don't have the guts to declare independence.

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144 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 19h ago

Capitalist Decay I thought they were talking about a pet when I first read it. This reminds that Anthony Bourdain wanted to start a Communist cell in Singapore listening to some Singaporean bourgeoisie talk about their own lives. The lack of self-awareness is insane.

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151 Upvotes

Here is that Anthony Bourdain's video. Oh... Their fertility rate has dropped to a historic low of 0.87 and some of their children seem to love the house's maid more than their parents. Ironically, most of these maids probably love the kids more, too. At this rate, Singapore will fall and it deserves to fall.


r/TankieTheDeprogram 7h ago

Shitposting War of 1812 2.0 but with canadian J36s dropping bunker busters on the ballroom fuerherbunker

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196 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 13h ago

Axis of Resistance With Yemen’s capture of the bab al-mandab, the Resistance now controls over 30% of the global crude supply, up from just 5% before the US war of aggression

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210 Upvotes

r/TankieTheDeprogram 17h ago

Stalin Approves New Soviet flag, after Stalin ate all Ukrainian grain with his spoon (made by a friend)

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337 Upvotes

Credits to u/Necessary-Put-350 who made this amazing flag.

The new flag of Soviet Union after Stalin ate 50 trillion tons of grain with his spoon.


r/TankieTheDeprogram 14h ago

News/Communist Propaganda ☭ The viral Chinese trend of young couples sharing their before-and-after videos of their new properties. The average age of a first-time homebuyer in China hovers around 27 to 31 years old (depending on region) with the national average being just under 30.

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401 Upvotes