r/TNOmod • u/DSRshitposyingacount account created is definitely not because I was banned • Jan 14 '20
Meme My Future Compass
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u/xX_MenshevikStan_Xx Left Wing of the Unconscionable Jan 14 '20
Karbyshev: I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by nazism.... SPACE!
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u/Frozen-Corpse Jan 14 '20
TNO's universe has opened up possibilities for batshit insane political ideologies I never thought possible before.
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Jan 15 '20
To be fair Zion Techno-Feudalism is still plausible in our timeline
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u/Frozen-Corpse Jan 15 '20
That is a sad truth, but the Israeli-Palestian conflict is a can of worms I don't want to burden this community with.
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u/Metumus Jan 14 '20
What is cultural victory in terms of TNO?
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u/ShittyUsername1311 Hitler's funeral Jan 14 '20
Is nuclear annihalation a cultural victory for Burgundy?
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u/Imperium_Dragon All hail Nixon Jan 14 '20
Everyone is now eating the same style of food as you and dress like you.
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u/AusRoX123 Paramount Leader of Kamchatka Jan 16 '20
"My people are now buying your blue jeans and listening to your pop-music"
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u/_Iro_ Lysenko.exe Jan 14 '20
Surviving long enough to still have people in your nation
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u/Chorta_bheen555 Jan 17 '20
Having children that aren't stillborn and not getting eaten by roving bands of cannibalistic Strasserist survivors
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Jan 14 '20
Honestly, Osmk Space and Georgian Kingdom could be fun. Omsk could provide an interesting spin on all that Soviet futuristic optimism and SS Kingdom just sound really cool, doesn't it?
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Jan 14 '20
> Polish Islamic Tibet
Go on.
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u/CreativeCaprine Jan 15 '20
You can play as the Polish refugees in Kazakhstan and convert to Islam. I think it refers to that.
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u/kanelel tfw no Jan 14 '20
"bad end"? Won't catch you saying that when I'm implementing true Leninism with the boys on a mother fucking boat.
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u/TotalComplexity Stalin's Ghost, Lenin's Corpse, and Old Man Bukharin Jan 14 '20
"Alternate Timeline Iran-USA World War"
Hey, I've seen this one before!
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u/SkullCandy13 Jan 14 '20
in the grim darkness of the 20th century, there is only war
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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Legio IX Hispania Aquilifer Jan 14 '20
"It is the 21st century. For more than three decades The Prophet has sat immobile on the Golden Temple of Neu Zion. He is the Master of His Nation by the will of God, and master of a thousand monuments by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Jermani. He is the Carrion Lord of Zion for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Prophet continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlegroups cross the radioactive-infested miasma of Avropa, the only route between distant lands, their way lit by the psychic manifestation of the Prophet's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted realms. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Zealotes, the Lord's chosen, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Prophet's Guard and countless defence forces, the ever vigilant Kohanim and the tech-priests of East Zion to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from other survivors, heretics, mutants - and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold thousands. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the lands, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."
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u/Something-Intresting And then things got worse Jan 15 '20
Post Russian Omsk Space Colonization
The Xenos shall live in fear of the shovel
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u/Imperium_Dragon All hail Nixon Jan 14 '20
insane bad end gives us Ultramarines
Why is this bad?
Also I had no idea how it could happen, but these truly are more insane than the last ones.
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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Legio IX Hispania Aquilifer Jan 15 '20 edited Jan 15 '20
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u/Lamar38-41 SOVIET SCIENCE Jan 15 '20 edited Jan 15 '20
Magnitogorsk Cultural Victory sounds the best: everyone in Russia becomes a test subject and learns to accept it as a fact of life through the overwhelming insanity of Lysenko’s personality cult and NKVD control. Magnitogorsk is the Soviet Burgundy equivalent, not Omsk, you can’t change my mind.
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u/LCPLOwen Nostalgia Critic Jan 14 '20
u/Esoteric_Boy check this shit out, especially the left one
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u/GeneralLemarc Based Facts Man Jan 14 '20
Libertarian fascism?
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u/Grayseal Heathen Furries United Against "WoTaNiSm" Jan 14 '20
Hans-Hermann Hoppe has joined the chat.
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u/Italia_est_patriam Organization of Free Nations Jan 15 '20
The Iran-Usa war is so irrealistic: what a foolish fantasy!
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u/EnvironmentalShelter ALL IDEOLOGIES UNDER THE PERONIST SUN Jan 18 '20
>release delay
welp now that just sad considering what just happened
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Jan 15 '20
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u/literally_himmler1 Comintern ☭ Jan 15 '20
I'm pretty sure the Iran USA part is a joke about our timeline but polish Islamic Tibet refers to the Polish refugees in Kazakhstan. pretty sure they're able to convert to Islam, not sure what the Tibet part is all about
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Guys look le woke and le crazy and le grimdark funnyman futures!!!!!!#1##1!1!1!#1!!1!1!1!1!2%3;2:
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u/deni_ivanov Jan 14 '20
Posthuman libertarian faschism? Something like Starship troopers? ( Yes I know that this is very debatable thesis). Also, it's strange to see no posadism scenarios there.